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Off in a land far far away
There lived a king so timid and gay,
The moment he was seen,
The witness was shot in the spleen.
Whiled the king frolicked and chanted “HOORAY!”

Off in a land amongst a perilous danger,
There lived a queen who was a power ranger.
It was a dragon that threatened the land,
But the queen killed it with her bare hands.
The queen later realized the dragon was Hermione Granger!

Off in a land so freezing and cold
Lived a prince so rancid and old,
The moment you saw his face,
You’d be in a neck brace,
Because of the prince’s martial common cold!

Off in a land embracing a spook,
Lived fearfully with shock the mighty duke.
As the land was under attack by a spastic ghost,
Little did it know it was in for a roast.
Because the duke was equipped with an atomic nuke!

Off in a land so modern and cool,
Live a lord who failed his entire school.
At exams he was made into the stupid dunce
Never at all did he pass once.
Yet it amazes me how the lord came into the rule!