Hey there all!
Since I am deathly bored, and no one reads this anyway, I figured I'd have a random rant and rave=D. Doesn't that sound like fun? I bet it does! Now, the mega bitching topics for today are:
1. Males
2. The Government
3. People thinking I'll have sex with them
4. Why I don’t like being used
5. Why I may be turning lesbian
There we go. Now, lets start with number one:
1.Males
Lovely and delicate creatures, the male species prides itself on many things:
a) Advanced knowledge in motor mechanics and stuff us females "just wouldn't understand"
b) Collecting speeding tickets and enjoying losing demerit points being stupid, dangerous morons
c) Irritating us females to hell and back with their "Holier then thou" bullshit attitude.
What you males should remember is that it wasn't another male to spend hours and hours pushing your fat head out of a tiny and painful area, was it? No. It was a female. So, if you expect us to keep pushing you dickheads out into this s**t hole of a world YOU ******** up, respect us damnit, and we shall all live together in peace. Bastards.
Onto topic number two, and one of my personal favorites:
2. Government
Why do I dislike them, you ask? They're gay. They are just pure and simple G-A-Y, GAY! Yup. Anyway, before I get the bullshit from you males who agree you should get 1 year for raping a child. I'll explain to you my reasons:
a) You CAN get one year for raping a child, whereas a woman would get 5 or more... Not that many of us are ******** up enough to rape a child, certainly not as many as males... And the ******** ******** up thing is that one year is considered SERIOUS. Bastards.
b) They spend our money on gay things we don't need. Like war, and keeping John Howard’s family fed. Repeat this with me now Johnny boy: Hos-pit-al, can you say that word? That's where you'll be after I kick your a** for not giving them money. How about this word: Sch-ool, that's where you should still be now... More like kindy, since that's your mental age. If you hadn't gone to $30,000 a year private schools paid by daddy, maybe you'd realize that education SUCKS.
c) Food prices, petrol prices and the general gayness of pay. That one is self explanatory. I dare you, midget man, spend a week in my house, with our $700 a week, and you tell ME how we're supposed to afford food and bills. Answer: WE DON'T EAT.
Now, next topic:
3. People thinking I’ll have sex with them
Now, lets get this sorted out right here, right now. Despite what many of you assholes out there may think, no, I am NOT a slut. I DON’T sleep around, I DON’T like being hit on, and I DON’T like getting calls/sms’s at 3am saying “I’m horny, come ******** me.”
WARNING: If you try that on me, you will get an EXTREEMLY rude reply. You have been warned. Now, would you all like you know the one reason WHY I am not a slut?
a) All the guys who try on me are GAY, and are obviously so microscopic that I couldn’t find it with a magnifying glass and a map.
There you go, all explained. Now, can we stop trying to get me to ******** you now?
Now, NEXT:
4. Why I don’t like being used
I’ve explained this to a few ex-boyfriends with either a slap, sharp kick between the legs, or horrible rumors going around about certain skills not being up to standard. Sometimes all three. Eagar to ******** with me now? Let me explain why you SHOULDN’T ******** with a chicks head:
a) We are NOT toys, or objects just there purely for male satisfaction. Despite what we know to be true of most, if not all males (ALL of the one’s I’ve dated), you all have no feelings.
b) If you don’t love us, DON’T say it. If you don’t want to be with us, DON’T say you do. We will NOT die from rejection, only hate you for all eternity. If all you want is sex, enjoy spending your entire adult life with your hand because trust me, word gets around you’re a ******** and no one will ever want to marry you, even when you’ve decided you’re ready.
c) Don’t waste our time. If you don’t want a serious relationship, don’t tell us you do, and don’t lead us on. I hope it’s still funny when you’re in hell tied up and getting repeatedly kicked in the nuts by girls you’ve ******** over. I can’t wait to see half of you there.
A really, REALLY valid one here
5. Why I may be turning lesbian
As you can clearly see in the topics above, I don’t like males very much. Here’s some very, VERY good reasons as to why I should become a lesbian… Or a nun.
a) I’m sick of sitting round waiting for my Mr. Right to get off his ******** fat a**, get over his commitment phobia and come get me. It is NOT that hard to spend the rest of your life with one girl, so get the ******** over it.
b) I’m sick of all the ******** bullshit associated with dating. You guys don’t even make an EFFORT for ******** sake. You’re fine till you have us, then you get lazy and stop trying, then are confused when we tell you to go ******** yourself. We take effort. Can’t be bothered? DON’T DATE OR SLEEP AROUND.
c) I hate anything with a p***s, because it is ALWAYS the part of the anatomy that runs their life and controls their brain.
There, that made me feel better. Females: Hope it made you laugh, and I hope I made some good points. Males: ******** you, but have a nice day.
Haunted
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For all those who would like to here our lesbianness, come to my journal, where we have started to write our lesbian bible.
WEEBIES!!
And you want to know why? BECAUSE MY MOTHER THINKS THAT ME AND KITTY ARE LESBIAN LOVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! .... Lets not go there... it's only sometimes....
Much love to you all,
Raven
XoXo
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