







I want a Kiki Kitty. No really I do. It is my only heart's desire. If I had a Kiki Kitty I would name her Kali. She would sit upon my head, and we would go on adventures! I would take her to the store and we would look at clothes. I would take her to the Casino and we would gamble away all our money. We would go to the Art Arena, and we would look at all the art. Then we would go and chill out in my house, which has nothing in it. So we would just stare at the wall thinking about all the fun things we did that day.
But I don't have a Kiki Kitty. So my life is empty. *meow*