Bob: Go look in the cage over there. You'll see a ten-foot snake.
Matty: Dont try to kid me. I know snakes dont have feet.
Jenny: They're not going to grow bananas any longer.
Bill: Why not?
Jenny; Because they're long enough already!
Mark: Yesturday i saw a man at school with very long arms. Every time he went up the stairs, he stepped on them.
Jim: Wow! He stepped on his arms? Mark: No, on the stairs.
Brenda:Hey, you put too many stamps on that letter.
Michelle: Uh-oh. i hope it doesn't go too far now!
John: Are you superstitious?
Kim: No.
John: then lend me thirteen dollars.
Janet: Do you write with your right hand or your left hand?
Craig: My right hand.
Janet: thats funny. i usually use my pencil.
Eric: Yesturday i saw a man fall off an eighty-foot ladder.
Peter: Gosh, was he hurt?
Eric: No. He fell off the bottom rung.
Jean: Hey, who gave u that black eye?
Gordon: Nobody gave it to me. I had to fight for it.
Louise: Well, how did you clothes get all torn up?
Scott: I tried to stop a kid from getting beat up.
Louise: Who?
Scott: Me!
Pam: How do you spell Lincoln?
Mike: The man or the car?
Susan: I hope the rain keeps up.
Peter: Why?
Susan: So it wont come down!
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