Somebody went under the dock
and there they found A ROCK.
But it wasn't a rock
it was a ROCK LOBSTER.
Because I've procrasted, there is no Epic Movie review. The list of parodies is too high to count on fingers and toes alone so I'm not going to bother to list those either. However, keep in mind that although they spoof almost everything big in news and media, there's a lot of adult humor. Enhoy it if you watch it.
Alright, so my family actually got some letters from my brother. A little background info: when a missionary goes on his mission, we just don't ship him out to Uruguay/Japan/Brazil/Montanna/Derkaderkastan, we send them to the Missionary Training Center (or, as us crazy Mormon folk call it, the MTC) for a few weeks (length determines on the language they learn if they do) THEN we ship them out. So he's at the MTC right now.
Now I knew he'd do something crazy and probably fun. To what extent, I didn't know. It could be from a prank of waking up with shaving cream in your hand to...something diabolical.
And he finally did one thing: he launched a dry orange down a hallway. And they couldn't....fully retrieve it after the launch. It curved mid-flight and made contact with the wall. He said it was too risky to do again, but that only leaves room for something else to take it's place.
So sounds like he's having fun.
Not much happening on my part. Got back into school, did some work, mostly chilling as nothing much is happening.
Oh, but I loathe Valentines Day. Srsly. Everyone knows it's a marketing sham but they still go with it's devious trap. But not I, no, I see it for what it truly is. Too many bad experiences and not enough good ones have led me to see the truth.
Screw you Hallmark. Screw you.
But not like the guy in this article. That's just stupid on a whole new level.
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I NEED AN EPIC MOVIE REVIEW DRUKI mad
Do you KNOW what could happen without a review? I could go see the movie and DIE. Yes Druki, DIE.
What if I had a phobia of Narnia? And then I went to see it and it was all about Gnaria? I wouldnt have read any reviews, because you didnt write one, so I wouldnt be prepared for it, and I could have gone into shock! THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD TO CALL THE PARAMEDICS! And then the paramedics would come into the theater and disrupt the movie for others! Then the audience members would start throwing popcorn and screaming! And what if Bill Gates had been in the same movie theater as me and had gotten a popcorn all over him due to the riot? And he was allergic to popcorn?! THEN HE WOULD DIE! And do you know what that means?! The internet would crash because he wouldnt be around to take care of it! And if the internet crashed where would all the emo kids release their emotions? NO WHERE! So they would cut themselves and DIE! And then do you know what would happen? The mass of blood coming from the emo kids would flood the seas and all the fish would die! And then what would those fish-eating vegetarians do? STARVE! So all the fish eating vegetarians would DIE. And when they die then no one will be able to guilt others out of eating meat, so all the meat will be eaten and all the animals in the world will be DEAD! And then the humans will eat each other...and then all of THEM will be DEAD! And then the sun will implode and the plant life will die and then the earth will MELT! MELT I SAY!
AND IT WILL ALL HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU DIDNT WRITE A REVIEW FOR EPIC MOVIE!
OH DRUKI. You are so not cool talk2hand