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And for like, 4 MILLION YEARS, I'm stuck in my van in the middle of nowhere. And I'm not even the reason why we're going. I'm Child #2, the main reason is Child #1. And everyone's thinking about Child #1. I fall into a coma but there's no instant gratification. I'm getting a little bored. But my parents are like, "KEEP DRIVING! KEEP DRIVING! Eventually we'll get there and tears will be flowing out of every orifice due to our loss of a child. It's awesome. Just stick with it."

And I'll stop that where it is. Kudos to the people besides Jesse that figure out where that's from.

So yeah, Utah.

NEVER GO THERE. AVOID IT LIKE IT THE PLAGUE. AVOID IT LIKE IT'S A CONTAGIOUS DISEASE, LIKE AIDS OR STUPID OR SOMETHING.

My word is it White up there. White scenery, white mountains, *mostly* white houses, white people, white culture. IT SUCKS. There's no diversity. Everyone's of the LDS faith. It's boring because of those two things. It's stagnant. Everyone under the age of 30 is procreating like there's no tomorrow or like some kind of commandment was made in church that says if you don't have 10 children by old-age, YOU'RE DAMNED. What's more, these people have no control over their little tyrants. They scream, shout, strip, annoy, touch, break, et cetera wherever/whenever they want and the parents DON'T DO A THING but smile and say,"Oh, don't do this/that/both." AND NOTHING MORE. Have they not heard of reinforcement, punishment, discipline?

What's more, being that I'm of the same religion as them, I notice everyone that does something that they're aren't supposed to. Not in a "holier than thou" attitude but more of a "pissed off at you because you say you're Mormon when you shouldn't, you hypocritical ***tard." When you say you're affiliated with a religion at least don't say you are out of tradition. Say you're a whatever-you-may-be out of choice.

ALSHFALXCN Utah's people annoy me.

The scenery there is pretty nice, though. Specially with snow and such. Very picture-esque. But they need to develop more between California and there as to make the drive more interesting than bacteria growing over-night in a sophomore Biology class. Or something.

Stay tuned folks, very likely I'll get around to an Epic Movie review tomorrow.