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So I was working today and I saw two little pifflenuts run around in pink and silver polka dotted bbguns. They came to me and told me i should kick my a** with flibbety wubblet and a toothy pickle stick. What's a toothy pickle stick? Ask me not, for i do not know. My gahoobety gibblets are hanging out, can you help me pick them up? They seem to be *as someone steps on them* OUCH!!!!! that really hurt, someone stepped on my gahoobety gibblets! Why i oughta throw wussle fliffles at their spickety croaker spokers! My tonsils are not on straight, see? The tonsilist put them on crooked and now i have to eat my food through a spicket of wuffle fluts. My eyes are crawling around on your twillymot as my twillymot just ate your gahoobety gibblets after they pooped out of a cupcake of glamorous wobbley toobets! My cherries are better than your coconuts you spootnut of a floof ball! My yellow tug tug is still missing! I still think the cookie monster ate it! AWE WUFFLE NUTTERS ON POOP RUTS! My sockets are sticking out as yet another bright idea is popping out of my a** and waving hello at you!

If you think I am weird, then that's good cuz that is the point! so twist me a lemon and cry me some lemonade and spank me and call me mr. winky if you don't like it! So Ner!