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I've talked about my Julius in the past. I've also talked about my Pre-Calc. teacher and how he is a ninja. But my friend Julius, he's in the journalism class, the school newspaper. So for the April Fools edition, he made his story about our Pre-Calc. teacher, his ninja ways, and how he left clues in the Pre-Calc. textbook.

All credit goes to the original author, "Orange Julius Caeser Salad".

Here's the deal: there was a time when Ganger was not a teacher. In his spare time, he did a lot of things. He was once an exotic dancer. However, even more shocking than that is the fact that he was once a highly skilled assassin. He wasn't an assassin by ordinary means, however. Oh no, he was a trained assassin ninja from the Shadow Spirit realm of Golden Pond, also known as Home Depot.

That's just a small portion, but he goes into detail how he found out through the secrets left in the textbook, yet he doesn't really know how. How he assassinated Lincoln and JFK at almost the same time. How he, not d**k "Shoot 'Em Up" Cheney was responsible for shooting the old man in the face to protect Chuck Norris who was dressed as a quail. How his most complex assassination involved an elephant, a large mocha late, and six weeks in the desert. How he shot Adolf Hitler in the head in Vietnam during the Korean War.

Twas a funny article. :3