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A is for abstinence. Please children, abstinence is a very good thing to practice... That way, we don't have more idiots being born.
B is for Bob. You know, Bob the Builder... Can we fix it? "No, you can't. No one can fix it. It's broken and it will never be the same!"
C is for core, as in HARDCORE!
D is for donkey, as in, "This donkey's a dude!"
E is for pants...
F is for FU-....
Fun... F is for Fun, children...
G is for GAH!
which is a noise you make all the time if you're hardcore... like me.
H is for Harlequinn romance novel... Women read these sometimes. No one's yet found out why... They just... do...
I is for Indy 500... Which is a silly competition. children... I mean, all it is is a bunch of left turns...
J is for Jack, the Pumpkin King... a national hero, in that he saved us from Santa Claus...
K is for Knight... A knight is a man that dresses up in metal and rides around on his horse proclaiming to do battle with anyone who destroys his honor. This happens a lot since most knights are thickheaded and retarded after having been lanced in the eye too many times.
L is for Lord as in "Lord and Master" or "Lord and Savior." These phrases are usually used in referring to the Almighty, the one most Christians refer to as God, and most people of my religion refer to as... Dude.
M is for Mastur-
-smack-
Remember... there are children here!
M is for Mouse...
N is for Nervous system. You can destroy your nervous system with the right drugs... The key is to try them in the right combinations... wait, I mean... Don't do drugs, kids...
O is for Omnipotent... Which is very different from impotent, children... Neither of which I am, I think... -looks up omnipotent-
P is for Princess Bride. It's a decent movie... I'm listening to a song from it right now. It's very nice, cute... Though, it can often put one to sleep as well. It's a very quiet film...
Q is for Quintuplet. That means five or something... I'm not sure. Last I checked, it might have meant applesauce... It's a very confusing word...
R is for roasted curry. Don't try it. It's not that great...
S is for sinfully delicious. Anyone seen that episode of Will and Grace? Jack tries to get the sinfully delicious guy to say that line for a commercial or something. It's rather funny, isn't it? Oh, that show should be called the Jack and Karen show...
T is for Torture... I'm not a supporter of torture, children, but when someone doesn't go potty in the bathroom and makes the babysitter clean the couch mess, torture might be necessary... (Did I type that out loud?)
U is for Ubiquitous... Umm... Yeah... This one might have been a mistake to type...
V is for volition. That's a word I like to use at any time randomly, no matter how I use it. It's a great word... Randal Graves liked it, and so does this Randal...
W is for Worchestershcestershirein... Umm... that sauce...
X is for...
QUINTESSENTIAL! Why didn't I use that one for Q? That's a better word by far!
Y is for Yogurt... which I apparently have forgotten how to spell... Odd... very odd...
Z is kind of a useless letter... but we like it anyway...
 SwirlySlidez · Tue May 01, 2007 @ 01:31am · 8 Comments |
