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Gimme three to five job titles, and I'll write you a slogan.
Rapist, Stripper, Male prostitute, Police officer, Flasher circus clown:
A rapist circus clown that flashes little kids and strips for their parents, then arrests himself for male prostitution.
Rapist in the Sky, Mafia, Star in a B movie:
B Movie star of the hit movie, "Rapist in the sky" which is about the Mafia.
Sex slave, Boy toy, Human sacrifice:
The sex slave of the Pharaoh Khafre, but when he found out you were being Tut's boy toy too, he put you up for human sacrifice.
Porn star, Human table, Cigarette girl:
The cigarette girl that got noticed by a movie director who made her a porn star, but she's been at it so long, she just lays there and has become a human table.
Farmer, Boss in a video game, Dominatrix:
The farmer whose crops died and had to take up the life of a dominatrix and got turned into the ultimate boss in the video game, "Farmer in the Dell."
Secretary, Window washer, Sheep herder:
A simple secretary whose life was turned upside down when she fell out the window when trying to wash it. She now lives in Scotland as a sheep herder.
Surgeon, Cab driver, Donkey show host:
A cab driver who tried his hand at surgery one day when his attempt at hosting a donkey show left his hand in a very uncomfortable place.
Executive, Male expert in the female orgasm, Trash collector, Dog walker:
A young man who's extensive study of dogs whilst walking them has made him an expert on the female orgasm. This knowledge has earned him the seat of Executive... in the waste management department.
Professional clown, Priest, Toy maker, Lead singer in a poppy boy band, Brain surgeon:
A priest with a fetish for little boys (obviously), so he's become a toy maker in his spare time while he wears clown makeup and sings along with his boy band buds. On the weekends, he performs brain surgery.
Phoenix Requiem gave me these:
Mime, DJ, Marine Biologist, Intern, Tattoo Artist:
A tattoo artist who secretly loves aquatic mammals and interns at the local aquarium as a DJ where he spins the discs in his invisible box. Oh, and he can't talk. XD
Another Group from Zimmie:
Cashier, Psychic, Dentist, Plumber, Violinist:
First off, if it weren't for the violinist part, I'd just say Shawn Spencer and leave this one alone....
Plumber by day, this ruthless psychic violinist plays for the stars at night, outside of a liquor shop where he works as a cashier and caters to the locals dentistry needs in the back room, but... He wasn't even supposed to be here today!
Seriously, give me cashier, and I HAVE to put the Clerks line in...
 SwirlySlidez · Mon Oct 15, 2007 @ 12:46am · 3 Comments |
