"Shawn Spencer's best friend called Glaggles is an expert pineapple sniffer."
"Calm for Shawn Spencer is rolling around on the floor pretending to be a spy."
"Though many have tried, only Shawn Spencer has successfully rocked the casbah."
"Shawn Spencer is the real Slim Shady." Alright, I don't believe this one, but it was funny to read.
"OMGShawn SpencerBBQLIKEZLOLZ" That one cracked me the ******** up...
"Keeping it classy is Shawn Spencer's middle name."
"Shawn Spencer is made of coffee." Yes, yes he is... That and pineapples.
"Shawn Spencer puts the rad in radiation." XD Thanks whispering muffin!
"In the face of danger, Shawn Spencer laughs, and eats blue smarties."
"Shawn Spencer puts the fun in disfunctional."
"Shawn Spencer can do HTML on paper."
Courtesy of a good friend's little brother: "Shawn Spencer, the original Chuck Norris."
Random Shawn Moments:
Lassiter: "For your edification-"
Shawn: "Edifi- Is that legal? Public edification?"
Lassiter: "It means information."
Shawn: "Couldn't you say that?"
Lassiter: "For your edification..."
Lassiter: "There's something I need to get off my chest."
Shawn: "Is it your shirt? Please say no."
Shawn: "There are a lot of tells that people have when they are trying to appear not guilty. The way that they sit. Crossing their legs. Uncrossing them. Crossing them back. Eyelines to inanimate objects. Twitching, itching, rubbing. All of these affectations. I am an expert on all of them. But there's one thing that you cannot change no matter how hard you try, and that is the tint on the windows to the soul."
"I got that from Poltergeist! Or Poltergeist 2... Gremlins? No, not Gremlins..."
