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one of my teachers put one of these up every day. they were good, and i thought anyone who read them would find it amusing.
-When I feel blue, I start breathing again.
-Caffeine is not a drug...it's a vitamin.
-Knowledge is power and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
-He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
-Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach them how to use the internet and they wont bother you for weeks.
-Why haven't we ever seen the headline: PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY?
-Without ME its just AWESO.
-Heck is where people go when they don't believe in gosh.
-Drugs have taught an entire generation of american kids the metric system.
-Its sad how whole families get torn apart by such simple things...like wild dogs.
-An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
 kyo lova · Mon Feb 12, 2007 @ 09:47pm · 2 Comments |
