wahmbulance !WARNING! Are You ready to dive into the randomness and oddness that is my Life? If so read on !WARNING! wahmbulance
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wahmbulance 25 THINGS TO DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED wahmbulance
1.Draw Pictures of Random, Things,Objects or People in Tophats
2.Run Down the Street Wearing a Cape, and Try To Help People
3.Dance to Really Fast Techno Songs
4. Write a List Of Stupid Things To Do
5. Light Stuff On Fire
6.Try To Sneak Up On People That Walk By
7.Try To Sneak Into an R Rated Movie
8.Try to Make a Magic Potion
9.Play 'Drink The Stuff Under the Sink'
10. Jump Off Random Things
11. Walk To Japan To See Sumo Wrestling
12.Pretend You Are A Pirate in The Future
13. Try To Build A Robot Outta Chocolate
14.Try To Preform Plastic Surgy On Yourself
15.Learn The ways Of the Ninja
16.Try To Walk Through Walls
17. Try To Make A Supervirus, Like The T-virus
18.Write a song About Genital Herpes
19.Play With A Knife
20. Train Your Dog To Do Homework
21. Play House
22. watch Someone 'Fall' off the bridge (by Fall I mean Push them)
23. Go All Baywatch Style
24.Learn The Anceint Art Of Whoopass
25. Make up your own language
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me and my Friend Cory (weirdoman987) , were leaving His Uncles place, (My next door neighbor) on his four wheeler and I was sitting on the back facing behind and not holding on.....(Mistake #1) I said "Man This thing sucks, it goes so slow" (Mistake #2) so then he slams the damn thing up two gears and it lurches forward so I fly off the back and End up with bloody elbows bloody knees and road rash all up my back
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