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1.Cover yourself in soya sauce
2.then say you are "Chickën frie rie"
3. Masturbate to a jar of lemonaid
4.tell people you wear a two way
5.Whatever that means
6.try to make honey out of a hobos nipples
7.tell a hobo to get a job
8.dress like a nun and throw tabasco sauce a pedistrians
9.thrfeaten arnold swatzenagger with a fast californian
10.give mustard steroids
11. dress like hitler and jack off a monkey
12.try to freeze air
13.drink liquide nitrogen and rum
14. call it a "frosty texas nipples"
15.write a song about your yeast infection
16. destroy the mab's reputation
17.sell street cred, at the local record store
18.call random people "Gangstas"
19.throw a sticky midget off a boat
20.replace your balls with bells
21. give an old man's will and testament a "quickie"
22.make a disney movie about a homosexual
23.become "lord of the flies"
24.become "lord of the dance"
25.pretend to have turrets all day
26.eat a spoonful of instant coffee
27.rotate your p***s while listening to billy talent on repeat
28.tattoo a 100 dollar bill on your p***s
29. then ask people if thet'd like to blow a hundred bucks
30.write a comic about james jefferson: the superkalafradgialisticexpialadoscios ***** homosexual pirate ninja gangster
31.buy street cred
32.wear a diaper and tell people you're cupid
33.catwalk an SMG while limboing a fat mans genetals
34. Tell people you're bleeding
35.try to burn wind
36.try to make a plant scream
37.act like scarface for a month
38.show people your p***s and ask if they'd like to "SAY HELLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!"
39. Go postal
40.Open a can of kablammo on someopnes a**
41.Open a can of whoopass
42.take everything someone says litterally
43. narrate your life
44.narrate someone elses life
45. play simon says
46.simon says: read on, ya jackass
47.call everyone you meet "Ma'am"" opr ""Sah""
48.Sah is southren for sir
49pretend to be allergic to a fat mans arpit sweat
50. tell people you're allergic to poison
51.sttop drop and roll randomly
52.never finish your sentances
53. she sells sea shell by the-
54. just like that^^^
55. make ketchup out of baby seals
56. convince people that baby oil is actually made of babies
57.move to mexico
58.tell people, you're hung...like a bull....frog
59.yeah, that was a p***s joke
60.pretend to be captain jack sparrow for a day. Savvy?
61.threaten everyone by telling them you'll send them to davy jones locker
62.stay awake for a month sraight
63.make a nightmare machine
64. take over the world with said nightmare machine
65.sleep u[pside down in a dark cave
66. jump off a cliff into a fat man's belly button
67. wear plaid pants and suspeneders
68.wear womens jeans
69.misspell "it"
70.Call everything "superkalafrtadjalisticexpealidocious"
71. try to make a cow give cheese
72.name your daughter "Mervin Vonschnotserhiest"
73. Name your son "Ivonna Peenuse"
74. Destroy an anthill witha grenade
75. Explode
76.breed a chocobo
77.pretend to be Link
78.tell people your looking for the triforce
79.make a new zelda game called "The ledgend of Zelda: search for the Triforeskin"
80. tattoo LA on your face
81. Wonder if i need to get laid..
82. Wonder if i need a life..
83.be a racist p***k for three days
84. spell everything wrong
85.yuu tuu rox mi sox aff
86. i don't even know what yuu tuu is
87.make an awkward silence
88.write an angry letter to your a**s
89. write an angry letter to your friends a**s
90.tell a person to forceable insert an object of your choosing into their a**s
91.Say boobs every second word
92. rant about anything and everything
93.sea-doo with a gerbil as your left eye
94.try to ride a bike upside down
95. run a marathon on your hands while wearing a thong
96. stick magnets to peoples facial percings
97.make skinny o's
98. the only ceral made with real human skin!
99. Part of a balanced breakfast!
100.have a water balloon fight under water
101. Congratulate yourself on wasting a good 15 minuets of you time reading this utterly stupi list.... ya fat b*****d!..... I HAVE NO REGRETS!!!!!'