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1. Lick Fire
2. Stick a flaming marshmallow to your n****e
3. Spray bug spray on it
4. Join the special Olympics
5. Try not to lose too badly
6. Make a holiday called “Saint Chriskawansremembersterictoria Day”
7. Celebrate Chriskawansremembersterictoria Day
8. Eat A Flaming Marshmallow
9. Touch Random Objects with your p***s
10. Play Final Fantasy VII for two months straight
11. Play DDR (with Dance Mat) For 26 Hours straight
12. Ay oh Captain Jack!
13. Make A Molotov Cocktail
14. Throw it at someone
15. piss on them to put them out
16. (Ay oh captain Jack)
17. Throw a maple syrup flavored dead rat at a midget
18. Dress up as Darth Vader and watch wookie porn
19. Get Down with the sickness
20. Dress up as a clown and entertain children with your a**
21. Not THAT way you pervert
22. Dress like Santa and get in a fight with a pregnant woman
23. Direct a film using only a tube of toothpaste, a melted piece of wax and a fat guy as props/actors
24. tease a fat guy with food
25. Say “Top o’ Tha Marnin’” Randomly
26. Say something no one has ever said
27. Give a sasquatch a**l with your fire crotch
28. Whatever the hell that means
29. Pull a Metal gear solid
30. Touch random chicks in random places
31. Chick=Baby Chicken……Pervert
32. Make fun of god in front of nuns
33. Every time someone says “Oh my God” answer them
34. Slap a well hung male stripper with your moldy p***s
35. Threaten The “Black Knight” With Underarm deodorant
36. Make fun of your grandma’s saggy Boobs
37. Tell fat guys you like their big breasts
38. Tell a bumblebee it has a fat a**
39. Shove a cat in a condom
40. Go to Church wearing a condom on your head and scream “I AM JESUS!”
41. Eat a flavored condom
42. Then Go Kill Yourself cause that’s really friggen’ gross
43. Build a Mobile suit Gundam
44. Go to French class and speak German
45. Go to a Jewish city dressed like Hitler
46. Tattoo a swastika on your arm
47. Go to the Million Man March Dressed as a Klansman
48. Write a book about a gender confused cat
49. Wear a box on your head and hide in corners saying “No one suspects the box”
50. Stick a cow on a pencil and throw it through a TV
51. Tell Christians you found Jesus behind the couch
52. Dress like the Easter bunny and steal eggs from the supermarket
53. Shave your head and make a wig of grass to wear
54. Make a wig out of a French woman’s armpit hair
55. Get in a fight with a retard
56. Please don’t lose
57. Tell people You “Speak no English”
58. Buy your dad a midget for fathers day
59. Say “Upside Your head” at least once in a sentence
60. Pretend you’re Cloud for two full days, Make a friend be Sephiroth
61. Try to get your daughter married at the age of 12
62. Throw pennies at people named penny
63. Make a porn based newspaper
64. Say you can’t afford anything
65. Eat a Final Fantasy VII Instruction Manual
66. Pull a “Chuck Norris”
67. Scream “Beached Whale!” at a fat chick
68. Pick a fight with a dead Rhino
69. Heh heh… Sexual Position
70. Fart In a Jar for seven Years
71. Fart in a bag then pop It
72. Try to make a clock go backwards with your mind
73. Try to Paint a fart
74. Race a quadriplegic
75. s**t on the carpet in the middle of class
76. Dry hump a chalkboard
77. Yell “s**t! DAMN! ********!” in the mall
78. Then say… “I’m Short a nickel”
79. Tell an Asian Girl she has a small p***s
80. Say something retard when someone asks how far they have to go on a map, Like “About Four inches That way”
81. Jump off a cliff
82. if you did 81 you’re a retard
83. Play “Drink The Fluids under the sink”
84. Cut yourself with a knife
85. Wonder if that was a good idea
86. Suck the fat out of your a** and put it on your forehead
87. Then spend the rest of your life being called “a** head or a** face”
88. Become a p***s farmer
89. Shoot a midget with a paintball gun
90. Shoot yourself in the face
91. ……hope ya didn’t do it
92. date a monkey
93. you probably already have
94. You disgust me
95. Try to snort bubble gum
96. Swallow a whole pizza
97. Don’t choke
98. Pick up chips with your a**s
99. Make a cat into a binder
100. Try to Fill a Bag with WTF?!
101. Hit someone with it
102. Try to Muscle around the word “It”
103. Tell people they call you “Quick d**k” in Mexico
104. Piss in a paper bag
105. Keep a snowball as a pet
106. Pretend your in a lowrider for one day… All day
107. Make a holiday on the 32nd
108. Invent the 32nd
109. Tell people that no one cares
110. ride in a dryer
111. When people ask you “what’s up?”, take it literally
112. Make bumper stickers
113. Call everyone you Meet a “Dumbass ********”
114. Stare at chicks boobs even if they tell you to stop
115. Chicks= Girls
116. Pull off the worlds biggest convenience store heist
117. make your own “Village”
118. Like the movie
119. get in a gunfight
120. write yourself a theme song
121. Fall in love