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1. Throw confetti
2. Get into a talk about previous lovers
3. Say you've had better
4.Scream "Oh Mama!"
5. Rub a hot tamale on your mates genetals
6. Use a Heart difribulater
7. Tell them you have aids
8. Tell them you have herpes
9. Tell them you've never slain a dragon before
10.order a pizza
11. make a sandwich
12. snort bubblegum
13. Ejaculate in your own eye
14. Scream Touchdown as you orgasm
15. ask if your granddad can join in
16. ask if your cat can join
17. offer to sell them LSD
18. Make a coke lab
19. make a joke about pregnancy
20. Tell them you're not earing a mouthguard
21. ask if they've come even if its only been five seconds
22. go for 30 seconds then claim you're done
23. wear a chicken costume
24. make a sandwich
25. eat said sandwich