heres two more jokes for you:
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter
a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team
rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time,
when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes
upstairs. She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette
reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring
straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them
with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time
downstairs!"
One of the Blondes from the second team looks up and
says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
and the second is:There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on
the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The
person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving
in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He
exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender replied, "Everything is
big in Texas."
After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the
bathroom was located. The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."
The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped and
skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to
the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.
Scared to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't
flush!"
hehehehe!!!!!!!! blaugh those are knee slappers! blaugh
so, does anyone know how to make an x-ray machine? confused
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