A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into deep
coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees
that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the
doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, " Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl.
The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, " Oh no, not my brother, he's an
idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, " Well,
what's the girl's name?"
Denise," says the doctor.
The new mother thinks, " Wow, that's not a bad name. I guess
I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!"
Then she asks the doctor, " What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, " Denephew." blaugh lol
as you can probly tell, i'm bored, so heres another joke. this mite get to be a daily thing. xd 3nodding
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