OMG! I ******** ENTERED THE CB! It was sooo scary! I felt as if my brain was already starting to slow down and turn into mush. If the CB was a real place it would probably be like the worst part of town. I dunno maybe it's just me but as soon as I even think about entering the cb its like omg! I'ma gunna get raped! And I slowly cower in my computer chair scrolling down the screen trying to find something of interest and praying to god that no one wants to cyber with me.
I swear those sleepovers is like Jarvis St in Toronto. (Street corner whores). They could be the nicest people in the world but that doesn't change the fact that it I converse with them I'll get virtual syphilis.
The questing threads aren't too bad but they remind me of homeless people begging for money, or like squeegee kids. They all act nice and helpful like; post your quests here, but in the end all they want are your donations! *twitch*
Oh man! don't get me started on the 'kiss if hot, put bag over head and a** rape if ugly' threads. Geeze people! Get a ******** life! An avatar is by any standards no way to determine if a person is hot. I find it very disturbing that any one would have a small enough life to hit on a pixilated character. Those people should be shot and killed.
Alright I find these threads the funniest. The 'hello I'm new' threads or the 'boredom' threads. Who the ******** gives a damn if you are bored! These are the people who I would associate with the crazy people. These guys sit on street corners smoking their joints and having n in depth conversation with themselves and randomly telling themselves to shut the ******** up. These people are scary and are in need of help. For the thread owners.. how about I come over to your house set it on fire and throw your computer out the window. Well you wont be bored any longer and insurance will be a b***h in sorting everything out with you.
Wow... I'm very proud of myself for comparing the whole of chatterbox to Jarvis street. Its amazing.. and it was even a short rant... *dances*
This is Damien Signing out. ninja
[.Hakkan.] · Sun Jul 30, 2006 @ 07:11am · 1 Comments |