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(Typed last night/this morning)
Mace-kun, I hope you never read this.
“They were showing his legs exploding into his new pants.” –Tori
“That little red blur! It was his thumb!” –Maiyo
“New pants! New bigger, better pants!” –Kin
“You guys, Chrono is naked. Because those are actually his body cells.” –Maiyo
“But…you can’t really see anything special.” –Neko-chan (In reply to Maiyo)
“Oh, wait. Sit in the corner.” –Greg Ayre (Commentary)
Dear Diary:
Mood: Depressed beyond all reason
Mace-kun. Really. If you’re still here, then you should leave.
Okay, we’re sitting in the dark at two-thirty-something in the morning, watching Chrono Crusade. Five teenagers, one of whom was Neko-chan. The rest consisted of Tori, Maiyo, Cal, and myself. Now, just imagine this. Imagine the chaos. Imagine the utter depression over our current topic of conversation…
Chrono’s. Crotch.
Okay, that was next to impossible to even write. Allow me to explain, and maybe I’ll feel better.
We’re watching the first four episodes of Chrono Crusade at Tori’s house (Independence Day party) in the wee early hours of the morning. We reached the fourth episode without any real mishap, and then…it all spiraled downwards. We reached the part of the episode where Chrono turns into Sinner Chrono.
The four…females in the room—I hesitate to say human girls (because I’m not sure we are human)—are fangirl-spazzing over Chrono’s demon form. (I must admit, he would be quite attractive if he were a three-dimensional being.) Neko-chan’s laughing at us.
After avidly watching his transformation sequence four or five times, Cal suddenly blurts: “They showed a close-up of his crotch!”
Please, shoot me.
We then began arguing over whether the close-up was of his crotch or his a**.
Really, please, shoot me. In the head.
After a while, we gave up, deciding that it was his crotch and we were probably going to hell. It really didn’t help that Tori’s DVD player has a frame-by-frame function.
In short, it’s all Cal’s fault, and she’ll be the first one to die when we’re doing human sacrifices at six in the morning.
Moving on:
Now that Kin’s joined us, the morning has taken a turn for the…suggestive and dirty.
Why, oh why, are we discussing Chrono’s virginity?! gonk SHOOT MEEEEE!!
Mace-kun, if you’ve read this, then I’m sorry. You continued to come up in the conversation, so any sneezing fits were probably our fault. We seem to have figured out how to cause the common cold.
-shoots self-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGSSST!!!
 xX_Kuroko_Xx · Thu Jul 06, 2006 @ 02:58am · 5 Comments |
