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Okay, so when I call Jacob, sometimes he answers (or Josh) and says "Pizza Hut, how may I help you?" But I came up with something to say.
PH: Pizza Hut C: Customer
PH: Pizza Hut. How may I help you?
C: Yes. I would like a Double Cheeseburger.
PH: I'm sorry. We don't serve Double Cheeseburgers. Try McDonalds.
C: McDonalds is weird.
PH: Okay. Then try Burger King.
C: That guy scares me! I'm craving a PIZZA HUT double cheeseburger.
PH: Customer guy, we serve PIZZA. We're PIZZA HUT. Not DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER PALACE.
C: I don't get it.
PH: WE DON'T SERVE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS!!!
C: Okay, a single cheeseburger.
PH: Okay. WE DON'T SERVE ANY KIND OF BURGERS BESIDES HAMBURGER (beef) PIZZA!!!
C: The service I've gotten today was TERRIBLE, young man.
PH: I'M A WOMAN!
C: Either way. I'm NEVER eating another Pizza Hut cheeseburger AGAIN.
*Click*
L: Lucy S: Sally

L: That was CLASSIC!
S: Yeah! Prank calling RULES!!
-Mom comes home-
M: Honey, come and eat you Pizza Hut cheeseburger before it gets cold!
L&S: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Stumped-

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