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*ahem* Now that I've finished with the happyspaz, I have some good news.

SOMEONEACTUALLYLIKESME~~~~! heart heart heart

Seriously. This guy (I'll call him D for now) is a complete muffin of a video game nerd and has a really sweet face and just... actually, come to think of it, he's more like me than Stefan was. Same level of foulmouthedness as me, anyways. But it was so cute when - Okay, context.

I skipped a club meeting yesterday at lunch to go hang out with various friends, because the fountains at City Hall near our school had just been filled and turned on and it was a nice day and such. A certain dickwad whom we all hate (and we have made such hate quite clear to him, but he still follows us around) was being especially annoying towards Skye. He had asked her out three times despite the fact that she refused him all three times and gave good reasons for doing so every time, including the fact that she's dating someone else. Well, he also thinks D is his friend because D is too nice to give him a boot to the head, but that's besides the point. We decided we'd throw the dickwad in the fountain come the end of lunch.

So, on an entirely different note, but in the same storyline, I asked D out and he said yes. We were sitting on the same bench and after that he just sort of inched closer and closer to me and it was so cute I almost puked and almost jumped him. ^^ Then, about five minutes later, we start trying to throw the dickwad in the drink. You'd think this would be easy, considering that most of us weight at least 13kg (~30lbs) more than he does and we all have significant motivation. However, it turns out the little s**t is fast. D tried twice and failed. Then near the end, I gave a five-second countdown to myself, D, and a few other people and charged. However, I hit the dickwad in the left shoulder, making him careen off one way and me ricochet the other way.

So I ended up landing in the fountain.

No! No! Don't feel sorry for me! It was ******** hilarious! I said at least I wasn't wearing a white T-shirt and D went red. More cuteness. Then a security guard person comes along and asks if I'm okay. I say yes. She asks if anyone pushed me in. I say no, I fell in of my own accord. (Well, I did, technically.) I'm still laughing my head off until she says: "Do you know how many homeless people pee in that fountain?"

Oh snap. I immediately vow to her that I will go straight to the showers and change into my gym clothes. She's finally satisfied and leaves us alone. The rest of us walk en masse back to the school, with D all the way asking if I'm sure I'm okay and making it quite clear he's blaming himself for it. (Wai~) Apparently he was right behind me as I smashed into the dickwad and was about to push him in when I went in. D and I get to school, I grab my gym clothes, realize that they smell like rotting flesh, deduce that rotting flesh is better-smelling than hobo piss, and D walks me to the girls' changeroom. Then he finally stops worrying and says goodbye.

A nice, long and above all thorough shower and a change of clothes later, I show up halfway through my chemistry class. My teacher laughs at me when I explain why I'm late.

"I'm sorry, sir. I fell into the fountain in front of City Hall."
"You fell in?"
"Yes, sir."
"No one pushed you?"
"No one, sir."
"...You fell in? *snicker*"
"Yes, sir. Can I have my lab sheet now?"

So the rest of the class goes rather normally except for random fits of happiness over D saying yes, the bell rings and I go on towards my next class. D comes out of his class and starts worrying about me again, asking if I'm okay, if I managed to get through class, if he could help in any way, that kind of thing. (WAI~) I assure him I'm fine and thank him for being there.

It was just so goddamn cute. Come on, you can't deny it. Well, maybe you can, because you've never seen him when he looks worried, but yeah.

HAPPY DA~!