After the visit of Gimli, son of Gloin, the dwarves started coming to Lorien pretty often. Poor Galadriel became bald like a knee.. lol
Gandalf was lighting his pipe in the burial chamber of Balin: "Naur an edraith ammen! Naur... oh no. Summoned the Balrog...Run lol
There were ten blonde elves and Strider holding on to a rope strung across an enormous chasm. The rope was starting to break, but would hold if just one person’s weight was off of the rope. Strider valiantly decided to throw himself into the chasm. "I will jump, and save you all" He said. The blonde elves were so touched, they clapped! lol
An Elf walked into a bar. The Dwarf laughed and walked under it. (kinda mean seeing as i adore elves, but hey its funny!) lol
Eomer gets off of his horse and says, "What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?" A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!" lol
Idril_elf · Sun Oct 14, 2007 @ 05:01pm · 1 Comments |