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Two orcs were walking through the pits of Isengard and one said "Aren’t you afraid of mad-orc disease?" To which the other replied, "Don’t be stupid, I’m a penguin!" lol
Gandalf looking into Palantir-
"I knew I should have watched the weather report for snow-deep on Caradras instead of that silly Ricky Lake show..." lol
Two elves went hunting. The old elf had been hunting all his life but his young nephew was hunting for the first time. The old elf told his nephew to sit down and not make a sound. So he did. But when he got 100 yards away, he heard a scream. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" he angrily said to his nephew.
"Well, I was when the snake bit me" said the nephew. "And when the orc attacked me...but when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg and said, 'Should we eat them or take them with us,' I screamed.." lol
Why did the minion throw a sundial from the top of the tower?
He wanted to see time fly by.. lol
Merry and Pippin were walking home from the Inn one evening. Both had had more of their fair share of ale and it was dark. All of a sudden. Merry falls down a large Pot Hole and breaks one of his legs.
Merry: "Pippin, don't just stand there. Call me a doctor..Quick!"
Pippin: "If you say so Merry. MERRY IS A DOCTOR!! MERRY IS A DOCTOR!!! lol xd
 Idril_elf · Sun Oct 14, 2007 @ 04:59pm · 0 Comments |
