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what did the guy say when he walked in to the wizard?
Sauraman, i didn't see you there lol
What does Pippin do when he is drunk
Feels Merry lol
Frodo and Sam are in Lothlorien at night, just about to go to sleep. Suddenly, Frodo turns to Sam and says- "Sam, look up. What do you see?"
Sam thinks for a moment, then turns to Frodo and says-
"Master, I see the stars in the heavens. They seem to be a never-ending map of heavens. They are infinite, shrouded in mystery, beautiful and amazing to behold, and far too complex for a young hobbit such as myself to fully comprehend.
And Frodo replies- "Sam, you fool, someone stole our tent!! lol
Cut...CUT!! You idiots! I said you better save the dairy shelves..NOT shave the hairy elves.. lol
Merry and Pippin are at night-camp. Merry comes back from the dark forest and finds Pippin tied up to a tree. A bunch of orcs are sitting by the fire. Merry stops- "Pip, what the mushrooms is going on here? All I said was that I'll be right back, stay tight, clean and pile our plates and forks.."
Pippin looks uo, quite happy and answers-
"OH! That's it! I thought you said I'll be right back, meanwhile invite our mates the orcs.." lol
 Idril_elf · Sun Oct 14, 2007 @ 04:57pm · 0 Comments |
