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There's quite a bit of speculation about the recent events, and Some have been making up what they think could happen next. I want to say that the only thing that's gonna happen is a mutual agreement and treaty between the Zurg and gaia, but that doesn't seem to be the most likely event. I truly hope that we will not have a war on our hands, but at this moment, the circumstances point towards just that. the development of our battling abilities, the obvious strife between the two races, and the obvious want for a full-scale revolution. The Gaian community itself is asking and trying to start a war. If you look at most theories, and they're serious theories, they'll almost always point towards a war. Why? It seems to be the obvious next step. I say that we need to STOP this next step. Why? Think of what a peaceful resolution would bring! A peace treaty with the Zurg would bring amazing results to the technological and political parts of our world! their technology combined with ours would be the most significant result we've seen in YEARS. I say, that even once all gaians are armed and ready, we use our newfound strength to keep the peace, not end it.



Another thing that I've seen a bit of confusion about is the subject of gray bunnies on the moon. As said by 02, when he visited the moon, he was poked by gray bunnies.... This causes me a bit of worry, as I believe that the gray bunnies could be several things. We know they know what gaia is called, and we know they don't take too kindly to visitors, as 02 was poked repeatedly until he asked for directions back to gaia. they were glad to get rid of him by telling him directions.
I personally have several theories on these gray bunnies. I believe that, as they were gray bunnies, they could be metallic. Metallic bunnies have been seen before, haven't they? A metallic bunny runs around gaia around April and March. Who? The easter bunny. I'm not saying that there are a bunch of giant, mechanical rabbits running around on the moon, but I AM saying that it's a possiblilty. I think that, as long as we keep from provoking them, then we can keep out of any conflict with them. Only if I'm right, of course. They could just be rocks that bumped into 02.


Not only have there been conspiracies on the next step, but there have been theories on what this unknown "Last function" Of the miniature UFO is. I'm currently analyzing the known features of the Mini UFO, and I've found nothing that would suggest it to be a threat to anything. I think it could be a weapon, but there is really nothing that would help me reverse-engineer this technology.


Red Bino, made by Gambino, completed its task be helping him complete his mansion, but recent, unknown events, have pushed it far under the sales of Zurg energy. This may be due to threats by the Zurg towards Gambino, or it could have been bribes. One thing is definately ringing in my mind: Could Gambino's mansion, once again, be destroyed? As the most powerful man in Gaia, he seems to be a likely target for any aggression. his "buddy-buddy" Relationship towards the zurg also makes him a likely target towards any anti-zurg activists. Either outcome makes me worry. Any more defeats of his mansion could cause some...unsavory...consequences....

This log file is to list and investigate any and all odd occurrences linked to the Zurg.

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The Zurg have an obvious obsession with the number 19, although they will not admit this. They will, however, admit their obsession with triangles. It seems they just like triangles.

Nanae Chrono Kurogane posted the last post in Alien spaceship 04 in 19 consecutive topics. posting times were from
Sat Nov 18, 2006 8:13 am
until
Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:36 am
This may just be coincidence, but It's certainly an odd one. ;o

I re-read this a few times, and the interview would seem to suggest the same things that other info suggested. If anything, all it seemed to suggest was that they had something to hide....

Begin log:
02:
h...haar ro, s...s...sin..die.

Notes: Perhaps sin die? The sin must die?
Did we commit some "sin", and for that we must die? Perhaps it's some mindless babble, or it could be some sin that they're here to rectify. Not us, but the sin itself.


05:
Shut up, 02! Speak only when the situation requires it! Ahem... Hello, Gaians! I am gratified to be among such fat, pleasant morsels.

Notes: Harbors some anger towards 02 as well. He also shows his first signs as being gluttonous.


06:
Greetings, foul-smelling primates! I hope our superiority does not offend your savage sensibilities.

Notes: Superiority complex. Thread only if egged on or if there's a sudden change in behaviour. Currently seems to be acting in words alone, no hostility shown yet.


07:
Don't be rude, 06. We need to let the Gaians know that we mean them no harm. They have expressed some concerns about our intentions, and calling them "primates" won't allay their fears!

Notes: He appears to be truely trying to keep peace among the gaians and the zurg. Definately the kindest, and least likely to be a thread as of now.


11:
Sometimes telling the truth is the only charitable thing to do, 07. And the truth is that Gaians are foul primates, right? It would be unfair to them, in the long run, if we shielded them from the fact that they are inferior, stinking apes.

Notes:Seems like 11 is trying to be nice, but comes off as obnoxiously truthful. He seems to be unable to lie. At least, according to his standards, they're not lies.


12:
Hi Gaians! Seriously, don't listen to 06 and 11, they're just kidding around! We're nice guys! Really!

Notes: Seems like he actually wants to be nice. he definately comes off as nice...


Mothership:
Our preliminary research of Gaia consisted largely of material relating to Ron Bruise. Zurg is very distant from Gaia; somehow, only transmissions relating to Ron Bruise reached our world. It is as if the only intergalactic transmissions coming from Gaia were tales of Ron Bruise's exploits. When we saw that Mr. Bruise had saved the world many times and loved many women, we assumed that Ron Bruise was of great importance to your culture. He also has such a large head... clearly, his evolution is advanced.

Notes: DEFINATELY the big brains of whatever they're doing down here. Seems like 1-12 are here to keep peace, should things go sour. They're a motley bunch, but mothership seems to keep things in order.

Ron Bruise talked

06:
Silence, mammal! We've come to realize that you have little to offer us! Your giant head is just as empty as any other Gaian ape's skull. Perhaps more so!

Notes: Hostility towards the empty-headed-ness of Ron Bruise.


Mothership calms things down.

Cindy:
How did you manage to see so many Ron Bruise movies?

Ron:
Hey! Over here! I'll take this one! I'm so glad you asked! You see, Cindy, I erected a gigantic satellite broadcasting station in my back yard to beam my movies into space.

Cindy:
Why in the world did you do that, Mr. Bruise?

Ron:
It's just not fair... the population of Gaia is so small! It broke my heart that so few people in this universe had the opportunity to enjoy my films! I wanted to show them to everybody!

Cindy:
Visitors from Zurg, do you have any particular favorite Ron Bruise films?

Mothership:
I am quite fond of his film "Jet Guys," in which he is a member of an elite squadron of pilots. I can easily relate, since I myself command a force of flying vehicles. I was deeply moved.

02:
i ru..ruve brane man... brainman so specail... he try so hard... him brother so angrie to him..

05:
I very much enjoyed "Intercourse with a Vampire." I can relate to the concept of drinking the blood of Gaians. Mmm, now I'm hungry...

06:
Ha! I am a fan of his recent effort, "Battle of the Planets," a distorted fantasy in which a pathetic ape manages to thwart an invasion force of superior beings. How heartily I laugh at the foolishness of such a prospect! Ha! Ha! Ha!
07:
The espionage action of "Operation: Unlikely" reminded me of my own tendency toward romance and intrigue

11:
My favorite is "Barstool!" "Coughlin's Law: Never invade a planet full of apes unless you like picking hair and gristle from between your teeth." Ha!

12:
enjoyed the lighthearted romantic comedy of "Barry McMyers." It shows the compassionate side of Gaians.

Cindy:
..Anyway, many Gaians have noticed that the Zurg seem to have a fascination with the number 19. How did this come about?

mothership:
19? We... uhhh.... what are you talking about? I have not heard of this "19."

06:
There is no 19! We skip straight from 18 to 20 in our superior numbering system. Right guys?

11:
Yeah, we have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

Notes on these comments: Apparently they have something to hide about the number 19. I gotta keep an eye out for any more 19s... Maybe how many times they talked? Or Perhaps some more url links...

Mothership:
They're nice, aren't they? They're so strong, and they occur all over the place in nature. We just like them, okay?

07:
Yes, is it really so strange to appreciate triangles? They're convenient, and they come in all shapes and sizes!

02:
turai..angule got too many points... mother tell me no play with t...turai..aangule...

Cindy:
So, the Zurg have a new energy drink on the market. Do you believe that you will be able to effectively compete with Gambino's "Red Bino" drink, which is currently the most powerful economic force on Gaia?

Mothership:
We just wanted to share our amazing beverage technology with the people of Gaia! Red Bino is tasty indeed, but our drink has much greater nutritional value. Drinking Zurg energy drink makes you smarter, faster, and more attractive. It makes your skin a much healthier hue! We believe that all Gaians should try our delicious beverage.

Ron:
Not me! I don't believe in energy drinks! I don't need to be smarter or more attractive, since I'm already in the extreme upper percentiles of intelligence and attractiveness! I don't believe we need any fancy energy drinks to make us "better." The answer to self-improvement lies not in these drinks, but in rigorous self-reflection and extremely expensive G-Meter treatments! And my movies!

Cindy:
Don't you think energy drinks have the potential to help some people? I had a cousin who was extremely slothful, and Red Bino gave him the wherewithal to get off his behind and complete his college education. Now he designs aerodynamic whiskbrooms for one of Gaia's most powerful broom syndicates!

Ron:
You're being glib, Cindy. I know the history of energy drinks. I know everything about them. You don't know the first thing about energy drinks, okay? Don't be glib!

Mothership:
We must respect the concerns of Ron Bruise. Those who do not wish to drink our delicious fluids will not be forced to do so. It is entirely voluntary, and Ron Bruise has every right to refrain from the delectable effects of our miracle-drink.

Cindy:
So, visitors, you have come a long way. What's your impression of Gaia so far?

Mothership:
Gaia is filled with wonderful people! It has a lot of potential for growth, and I believe that with proper leadership it could become a truly wonderful utopia.

02
what impurecsion is?? gaia got water meat. lots lots

05:
Gaia is like a delicious intergalactic buffet!

06:
My impression? Okay, I'll do my "impression": "Hoo hoo hoo, look at me, I'm a stupid ape! Put me in a cage!"

11:
Heh heh... yeah... tell those milk-suckling mammals who's boss.

07:
Please ignore my rowdy brothers. Anyway, I believe that there are certain groups on Gaia that have the potential to affect major change for the better! For example, there's the GIB...

12:
The geometry of Gaia is beautiful! So many triangles... wonderful, wonderful triangles.

notes on these comments: They obviously see us as a food source, and as a lesser species. They may have changed their minds in some amount since this interview, but To what extent the change of mind and heart could have been is unknown.

Cindy:
Please tell the curious Gaians in the audience a little bit about Zurg, your home planet. We'd all like to know what it's like! How is it different from Gaia?

Mothership:
It is a beautiful place! Our sewer system is so advanced that you don't even have to go to the bathroom... the bathroom goes to you!

02:
at home, we gureen. everyone gureen. like me.

05:
Our technology is far beyond yours! Instead of primitive motorized vehicles, we have perfected a system whereby trained animals pull our conveyances along our roads!

06:
Yes! Your primitive society has not yet achieved our greatest feat, the "EASY-TO-BAKE OVEN." Our ovens cook with warm light, and we can create delicious cupcakes in mere hours, using only pre-packaged mixes!

11:
We have shaving razors with twelve blades! Your pathetic culture will never catch up to the smooth, baby-soft skin of the Zurg!

Notes on these statements:
They DO have quite a deal of advanced technology... but animals pulling their vehicles? Sounds a bit.... primitive....

Cindy:
Mother, I understand that one of your sons, known as Number 9, has allegedly carried on an affair with a Gaian, and has since disappeared. Do have any idea where he is?

Mother:
We are very worried about Number 9. We became concerned that he might have acted inappropriately with a Gaian, but he disappeared before he could be debriefed. If anybody has any information about his whereabouts, we would be eternally grateful if you would share your knowledge with us. We will gladly provide a lifetime supply of Zurg energy drink to anyone who can give us information leading to his safe return!

06:
There is no Number 9 and there never was. End of story.

02:
no brother 9? really? me stoopid. me thought there was brother 9. stoopid...
.... really? ...
....
....
wierd...

11:
No! Number 9 is dead to us!

Mothership:
Now, now! Be nice to your brother!

Notes on these statements:
They obviously don't approve of 09's actions.

Cindy:
Many Gaians are immensely concerned about the recent disappearances of several Gaian administrators. Are the Zurg involved in their abductions?

Mothership:
Yes. We required special one-on-one meetings with some Gaian leaders, and only by bringing them to our ships could we ensure the privacy required for our sensitive discussions. Have no fear, your administrators are safe!

05:
That reminds me, I should go check on the broth...

Mothership:
Quit fooling around, 05! This is important!

Cindy:
*Gulp*... So, finally, the big question that's been on all of our minds: Why are you here? What are your intentions?

mothership:
Whoopsie, looks like the transmission is breaking up... hello? Hello? C n you h---e--r - me? *BZZT*

Notes on this:
It would appear that they have something to hide. However, we cannot jump to any conclusions about why the connection ended....

To be updated.

11 seems to have anger issues. Talk about a varied family. He appears to have a vendetta against both gaians, and 02. I'm linking these with an overall hatred of stupidity. He seems to have "outbursts" When speaking about something that was done incorrectly, or while talking to one of a lesser intelligence.

Beginning post log:

"YOU IDIOT!! YOUR MENTAL CAPACITY RIVAL THESE PRIMITIVE APES! DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU AGAIN! "

Time of posting: Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:58 am

Notes on post: Obvious hostility towards 2, no inside meaning comes to mind...

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05 is most either just as unable to discern certain things as 02 is, resulting in fantasies of eating gaians, or he's telling the truth, in which case you must be hesitant while talking to 05. he has given out recipes for "Admin soup" And seems to be into cooking and eating us. This is definately something to be concerned about, and we need to look into whether or not this is truth.

Beginning post log:

"DUE TO MOTHER'S DIRECTIVES, I HAVE NOT HAD MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO PREPARE GAIANS. SINCE YOU ARE SMALL-BRAINED BARBARIANS, I ASSUME YOU EAT EACH OTHERS HEARTS AFTER BATTLE (OR YOU WOULD, IF YOU HAD A "BATTLE SYSTEM" wink !

TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE RECIPES FOR PREPARING GAIANS!

HERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES:

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Admin Stew


* 1 Lanzer
* 1 VO
* 1 L0cke
* 1 Fleep
* A tractor-beam full of mods



Squeeze VO until you end up with about a liter of juice (juice may contain bits of bone -- leave these in for flavor!).

Dice Lanzer into 1 inch minced meat squares and add to VO juice. Lanzer's natural spices will flavor the juice, and the juice will enhance the meat flavor. Simmer and reduce over a low flame until the juice thickens into a nice sauce.

De-bone L0cke and put him on a platter. Baste him with the VO/Lanzer sauce until saturated. Put in the oven at 350 degrees until a golden brown.

Grate Fleep over cooked L0cke and serve. Feed with a side of mods.

Feeds 3-5 Zurg.
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GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE GAIAN RECIPES! '


Time of posting: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:34 pm



Notes on post: This is.... disturbing, to say the least.... Could this be innane ramblings? Or could he have, somehow, actually cooked lanzer, VO, L0cke,Dleep, among other mods, and then replicated clones of some sort, so that noone noticed such a thing happened..... I need to keep tabs on 05, he seems to be a possible trouble-maker...



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"I AM STARTING TO GROW CONCERNED ABOUT THIS "BATTLE SYSTEM" THAT IS IN DEVELOPMENT. WHEN WE CAME TO THIS WORLD, YOU WERE DEFENSELESS. IT SEEMS OUR PRESCENSE HAS STIMULATED YOU TO BUILD UP YOUR WEAPONRY.

CEASE PRODUCTION ON THIS BATTLE SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY! "


time of posting: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:32 pm



Notes on post: This begins to alarm me. It dis-proves that he is even slightly out-of-touch with reality, because he is able to make enough observations to realize that we ARE arming ourselves. This alarms me because, by proving that he is indeed in touch with reality, it means that he HAS created the recipes out of experience. Be warned, 05 now appears to be QUITE dangerous....



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WELCOME TO DINNER, PUNY MORSELS!

"MOTHER MAY HAVE MADE PIECE WITH YOUR MEATY, MEATY LEADER - BUT I WILL NEVER STAND ALONGSIDE YOU.

IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULD LAY YOU DOWN ONE-BY-ONE, SLATHER YOU IN MASHED GRUNNY SAUCE, AND MAKE A GAIAN CASSEROLE!

THE TIME WILL COME, LITTLE SNACKS, OH YES! "


Time of posting: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:03 pm



Notes on post: This further proves the hostility and gluttony of 05. Be warned, do not make yourself a target to him. If you make yourself an easy target, my suspicions lead me to believe that you'll premier in his next recipe....
The fact that he knows of grunnies tells us that they've been monitoring us.... at least long enough to know of the haloween events as of late... This concerns me.. What else do they know...?

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No info currently.

To be updated.

Alien UFO 02 is of personal interest to me, as he seems to be the most friendly, and actually seems interested in learning about us. 02 seems worried about 09, as am I. I have theories on where he may be, but I'll keep it to myself until I have something to tie it down with. I've been keeping a detailed journal on him, and I think I'm leaning more about the Zurg as I listen to him talk.

The Gaian masses seem quite fond of him, as several have vocalized that they wish to marry him.... I believe that this would breed mistrust and strife between gaians and the zurg, as the zurg have already vocalized their disapproval over this subject...

Beginning post log:

haar ro huumaan.
haar ro l..le..leve...er...sab..sab..sav..savant.
me back frum looking for brother 9 for week. me look
everywere. balton, doolan, all gaia. me wonder all
place and no find brother 9 icon_crying.gif then look
up sky and see little brite dot fa fa away, so me
went there, but me no find brother 9 there also.
... me didn't know how get back to gaia.
icon_crying.gif that place scary. noone live. no
water meat. no water. took a week to come back to
gaia >.<;;;
Huumaan, anyone see brother 9?


Time of posting: Fri Nov 10, 2006 6:48 pm




Could have gone to the sun, or perhaps the shiny
light had been the moon twinkling in the night.
depending on the level of zurg transport technology,
it could have even been a star, although it is quite
impossible to travel quickly enough to reach a star
in a mere week. Keeping mind open, though.....


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haar ro huumaan.
much gaian ask where i was for long t...t..ime. me
went to purace call mooon.
long ago, brother 6 and 11 yell me and tell me
brother 9 no around, and make me sad. me look for him
long time. me no find brother 9 on gaia for days, so
me went to a near flying rock. big rock.
beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg one. me know now huumaan call it
mooon.
on that rock, me look ev..ev....eberywere but still
no brother 9. but me... fogot how to get back @_@;;
me fly fo week look for way back to gaia. it was
cold, and lone...lei. but much of all.... no water
meat T___T
no water, no water meat, no bug, no bru coror.. so
sad. the onry thing there is much rock and little
grey thignie... (now me know them bunnie) grey bunnie
on mooon. they mean~~~ >.<; they poke me fo week
until me ask d..d...dairection to gaia. they tell me
were, so me back =D



Time of Posting: Mon Nov 13, 2006 6:35 pm




Notes on comment: This proves that the place he
visited WAS the moon.

Grey bunnies? Poking him? Well, they could be similar
to the easter bunny, who IS made of metal, but I
doubt that they are so similar as the be immediately
recognized as such. It may be metallic rabbits, or
simply a creature that was, before, unknown. It would
seem that when he went there he was not welcome to
stay for long. They're sentient, though, as he
mentioned they told him directions to get back to
gaia... They know our planet's name... how did that
come to be? This could be linked, somehow..... He
could have simply told them, but if they are, as I
suspect, metallic.... then they could be getting
information from the E.B. That would be...
interesting, to say the least. I'll keep looking for
any more info on these "gray bunnies"

Water meat? DEFINATELY need to place that as a
priority. With what I'm thinkin' that means, it could
mean something as simple as red meat... the water
part makes me think human flesh, as they have
referred to us as "Bags of mostly water".
I'm hoping that it's not, but if it really means what
I'm thinking, then it means big trouble for us....
but I've seen no reports of kidnappings outside of
the Moderators being abducted a while ago... hmmm....

update on log: fairly recent posts by 05 seem to further suggest the consumption of gaians and moderators by zurg. I definately need to make this one of my priorities.


Quoted from a gaian source:

To be updated.