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05 is most either just as unable to discern certain things as 02 is, resulting in fantasies of eating gaians, or he's telling the truth, in which case you must be hesitant while talking to 05. he has given out recipes for "Admin soup" And seems to be into cooking and eating us. This is definately something to be concerned about, and we need to look into whether or not this is truth.

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"DUE TO MOTHER'S DIRECTIVES, I HAVE NOT HAD MANY OPPORTUNITIES TO PREPARE GAIANS. SINCE YOU ARE SMALL-BRAINED BARBARIANS, I ASSUME YOU EAT EACH OTHERS HEARTS AFTER BATTLE (OR YOU WOULD, IF YOU HAD A "BATTLE SYSTEM" wink !

TELL ME YOUR FAVORITE RECIPES FOR PREPARING GAIANS!

HERE IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES:

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Admin Stew


* 1 Lanzer
* 1 VO
* 1 L0cke
* 1 Fleep
* A tractor-beam full of mods



Squeeze VO until you end up with about a liter of juice (juice may contain bits of bone -- leave these in for flavor!).

Dice Lanzer into 1 inch minced meat squares and add to VO juice. Lanzer's natural spices will flavor the juice, and the juice will enhance the meat flavor. Simmer and reduce over a low flame until the juice thickens into a nice sauce.

De-bone L0cke and put him on a platter. Baste him with the VO/Lanzer sauce until saturated. Put in the oven at 350 degrees until a golden brown.

Grate Fleep over cooked L0cke and serve. Feed with a side of mods.

Feeds 3-5 Zurg.
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GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE GAIAN RECIPES! '


Time of posting: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:34 pm



Notes on post: This is.... disturbing, to say the least.... Could this be innane ramblings? Or could he have, somehow, actually cooked lanzer, VO, L0cke,Dleep, among other mods, and then replicated clones of some sort, so that noone noticed such a thing happened..... I need to keep tabs on 05, he seems to be a possible trouble-maker...



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"I AM STARTING TO GROW CONCERNED ABOUT THIS "BATTLE SYSTEM" THAT IS IN DEVELOPMENT. WHEN WE CAME TO THIS WORLD, YOU WERE DEFENSELESS. IT SEEMS OUR PRESCENSE HAS STIMULATED YOU TO BUILD UP YOUR WEAPONRY.

CEASE PRODUCTION ON THIS BATTLE SYSTEM IMMEDIATELY! "


time of posting: Wed Nov 15, 2006 1:32 pm



Notes on post: This begins to alarm me. It dis-proves that he is even slightly out-of-touch with reality, because he is able to make enough observations to realize that we ARE arming ourselves. This alarms me because, by proving that he is indeed in touch with reality, it means that he HAS created the recipes out of experience. Be warned, 05 now appears to be QUITE dangerous....



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WELCOME TO DINNER, PUNY MORSELS!

"MOTHER MAY HAVE MADE PIECE WITH YOUR MEATY, MEATY LEADER - BUT I WILL NEVER STAND ALONGSIDE YOU.

IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULD LAY YOU DOWN ONE-BY-ONE, SLATHER YOU IN MASHED GRUNNY SAUCE, AND MAKE A GAIAN CASSEROLE!

THE TIME WILL COME, LITTLE SNACKS, OH YES! "


Time of posting: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:03 pm



Notes on post: This further proves the hostility and gluttony of 05. Be warned, do not make yourself a target to him. If you make yourself an easy target, my suspicions lead me to believe that you'll premier in his next recipe....
The fact that he knows of grunnies tells us that they've been monitoring us.... at least long enough to know of the haloween events as of late... This concerns me.. What else do they know...?

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