- story time children~
so this story is about two teachers i have.
my home ec teacher.
this lady is completely insane. seriously. she's like fifty years old and should retire in my opinion. the first day i met her, she told our whole class she still has sleepovers. and for the part i'm about to tell you, you need to know she can walk for it to sound even weirder. okay, so she has this electric wheel chair that she likes riding around in and last year she rode into the office, took some candy, then turned and hit a wall and she also hit a wall with it and broke it. then this year i walked into school and she was sitting on it eating a sandwich. and then another time my friend walked to her locker then the teacher's wheel chair was there and she just popped out of nowhere, smiled at my friend, then rode off on it.
she also has mood swings and has a creepy laugh. once we said something that made her laugh and she started like screaming laughing. then another guy named jared made the crazy sign at her when she wasn't looking then she screamed at him saying she saw it and told him to go to the hallway. she was turned around the whole time. then once these two girls were smiling at each other then the teacher goes, ' stop it! do you two know how that makes me feel! ' and kept going on like that and almost started crying. it was weird.
my science teacher.
so my real science teacher is actually really nice and a good teacher but at the moment she is on maternity leave until the end of october. well until she gets back we're stuck with this creepy guy. he collects rocks and antlers and keeps them in the room and if you are good he has you wear a batman mask. if you talk too much, he'll make you go into a closet for a little while and he talks about inappropriate things like what you do in the bathroom.
once he also actually jumped up in the air and onto a counter o.o
so there my dear children. story time is complete.
