- I'm very bored and it's 8:30 AM so I'm bored and kinda tired.
I guess you came to this entry because of the title so I guess I'll put all the quotes below now.
1. If you ask a stupid question you’ll get a stupid answer.
2. To the world you may be one person but to one person you may be the world.
3. A person that aims at nothing is sure to hit it.
4. If practice makes perfect, and nobodies perfect, why practice?
5. Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.
6. The only way to have a friend is to be a friend.
7. Smile, it confuses people.
8. The moment you doubt yourself is the moment you fail to succeed.
9. Don’t cry for anyone that won’t cry for you.
10. You laugh because I’m different, I laugh because you’re all the same.
11. A life cool. Where can I download one of those?
12. Trusts takes years to build and only seconds to shatter.
13. If at first you don’t succeed, failure must be your thing.
14. I hear voices and they don’t like you.
15. Achieving starts with believing.
16. In order to succeed you must be willing to fail.
17. Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.
18. There is no such thing as strangers, only friends you have not met yet.
19. Everybody laughs in the same language.
20. After all is said and done, more is said than done.
21. Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.
22. There are three types of people in this world, those that can count and those that can’t.
23. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
24. Happiness never comes to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
25. No man deserves punishment for his thoughts.
26. A friend is someone that walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
27. Death is life’s way of telling you, you’re fired.
28. Is your refrigerator running? Well you better go catch it.
29. It’s cute how you think I’m listening.
30. Never look down on someone unless your helping them up.
31. Don’t follow in my footsteps, I run into walls.
32. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a cliff, I sit there eating popcorn and laughing my head off.
33. Life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you’ll get.
34. I’m not as think as you confused I am.
35. Never laugh at death, it might be coming your way.
36. When someone says “Go die in a hole,” don’t listen to them.
37. We’re all fat lards on the inside.
38. I before E except after C, and when sounding like A is a neighboring way, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May, you’ll always be wrong no matter WHAT YOU SAY!!!!
39. Never put knives in toasters.
40. Never put a candle in a jar in the microwave. YOU MIGHT DIE!!!
41. Silence is golden.
42. Chickens are what eggs use to reproduce.
43. Make new friends but keep the old, one is silver, and one is gold.
44. Never eat soggy waffles.
45. DON’T DO CHEESE!!!!
46. Pot is not hot.
47. Crack is wack.
48. Pugs not drugs.
49. If you’re thirteen, and drunk, don’t ride your bike.
50. Drugs + Guns + School = BAD!!
51. Never say the Grim Reaper is stupid. He might slice off your head.
52. Laugh while you can Monkey Boy!
53. Get off of my planet.
54. Dolphins are smarter than you.
55. The apocalypse will happen soon.
56. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
57. What happens in your house, stays in your house.
58. If you always say “In America” at the ends of your sentences, congratulations your crazy, IN AMERICA!!!
59. If the neighbors complain about the music being too loud turn up until the neighbors move away.
60. Is it too much to ask for sharks with laser beams on their heads!?
I know what some are you a thinking.
If you are thinking, "This person is an deranged psychopath!"
The answer to that is yes, if you didn't already know that you should be gone
If you're thinking, "Hey some of these aren't quotes." They don't even belong up there.
The answer to that is look at the first answer and I don't really care
Finally if you're thinking, "OH NO YOU MADE ME GO INSANE!!"
If that has happened, awesome! Being insane is much more fun than being sane. Welcome to the club buddy.
