- are you bored at 5pm like me? pfft. of course you are. i mean, no one would be reading this if they had something better to do, right? well i think i'm going to waste a bit of your life typing pointless things right at this moment, starting now!
pikachu rode with darth vader on dolphins to the land of taiwan. once there they teamed up to battle the giant orange monster of tennessee. during the battle they nearly lost until dr. octagonapus popped out and did the shoop da whoop and exploded the giant orange monster's v-shaped brain. after doing so he disappeared and pikachu abandoned darth vader to go square dancing with princess peach. now confused, darth vader decided to play dance dance revolution to try and find his way back home to the prairie. his problems were solved as e.t. fell out of the sky with his ufo and gave darth vader a ride to the prairie. once there he dropped the man off and flew away singing the song ' still alive ' from the game portal and disappeared onto the moon where he sang the song forever more.
there. i probably just wasted at least five minutes of your life by doing that. hopefully that made you un-bored for like a minute. thank you for letting me waste valuable minutes of your life.
