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Disclaimer: I do not own twilight, but i am all mine hahahahahaBreaking Dawn out in 6 days

Virti: hello all. Edward should be bringing Bella and Emmett soon so you should take a seat, and Alice, I now know what you were talking about
and you should have told me, that was a low blow.

Alice: sorry I thought you would want to find out on your own.

(Virti throws Alice a dirty look)

Esme: I see them coming, everyone sit down.

Carlisle: does everyone have what they want to say ready?

All: yes

(Edward, Bella and Emmett walked in)

Emmett: what is this? You said there would be coffee and angry neurotic people here.

Bella: he lied!

Emmett: how dare you.

Virti: Emmett, Bella please sit down.

Bella: why?

(virti gives a dirty look)

(They sat down)

Virti: you start Carlisle.

Carlisle: now Emmett, Bella we love you but you both have a large problem.
I mean it started with one five minute trip to starbucks but now you Bella
you have sixteen caramel macchiato’s, and 12 expresso's a day. you spend all day there and your twitch has gotten way worse.its scaring Esme.

Bella: my twitch (twitch) is (twitch) fine.

Carlisle: no it's not.And you Emmett all you do is smell the caffeine and you get hyper it's disturbing all of us.

Rosalie: we haven't done anything in the least bit...well you know.

Emmett: sorry about that but the caffeine it's so GOOOD.

Rosalie: yeah well I have needs.

Jasper and Virti: ooh burn

Carlisle: stop it you two.

(Virti and Jasper look guilty)

Virti: okay Edward you go.

Edward: Bella you are disturbing me. the twitching is one thing but the hyperness, oh my goodness you're worse then Alice whenshe got a karaoke machine.

Bella: I am not.

Edward: Bella you're bouncing in your seat as we speak.

Bella: so?

Edward: so, so Bella you can't stay still you haven't slept in forty days.

Bella: you don't sleep either.

Edward: I can't sleep.

Bella: well neither can I.

Edward: Bella it's physically impossible for me to sleep.

Bella: so what I don't want to sleep.

Edward: you need to sleep Bella, you are human.

Bella: for now.

Edward: but none the less still human.

Virti: okay, Jasper tell Bella and Emmett what you have to say.

Jasper: your excitement makes me excited and then I can't calm you down,
then my excitement makes Alice more exited then she usually is ,then we're both excited,then stuff happens and then we don't stop because of our excitement-well let's put it this way it's not something the family wants to hear.

Carlisle, Esme, Rosalie, Edward: that's for sure.

Bella: THUNDERBOLT!

Emmett: LIGHTENING!

Bella: VERY VERY FRIGHTENING!

Virti: What are they doing?

Edward: they're randomly screaming lyrics from bohemian rhapsody.

Virti: oh okay that's normal.

Alice: it'll stop in a second.

Bella: GALILEO!

Emmett: GALILEO!

Virti: STOP IT!

Bella: sorry (twitch)

Jacob: can i say something?

Virti: go for it.

Jacob: Bella it was a big mistake introducing you to coffee I'm sorry but
seriously taking the big one to starbucks was your fault but anyway so...
SNAP OUT OF IT!

Bella: okay fine no more coffee but (twitch) I can't control Emmett.

Emmett: coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee

coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee.

Virti: I think I need to see Emmett alone, you all can go now.

All: bye.