Inserting Life experience here: OKOK well you all know im 18 right, so while on the plane, the flight attendant offered me some wine. Wine? Ya I know what your thinking, “TAKE IT.” Unfortunetly, I thought about the “consequences” of getting band from flying, so I told her “no thaxs im underage.” She then laughed and said, “I know, I was testing you.” STUPID FLIGHT ATTENDENT…grrr.
What else, oh I arrived a Portland at around 12 am their time, and I went straight to sleep. Lol.
I woke up the next day (Saturday) and found a monkey cleaning my windows

Sunday, I basically went around and blended in with the tourists…lol, I had the “I lov Portland” shirt on and everything. I went to: The Portland Art Museum, Pittcock Mansion..lol, something called the Grotto, and to
Portland is exactly the same as Lala land, but it just has less people. And more friendlier, and cleaner, and more hospitable, and …im thinking that I should move there. …..*thinks* nah, no mater how fun it was out there, it was all useless with out my “THINGS”.
So I took my sweet a** time to write this statement and post it on my “(insert social sites here )” . lol. IT’S GOOD TO BE BACK! *sings I will survive*