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That is my catchfrase when one of my buddies leaves me on the computer. I'm trying to get it trademarked along with my other one, There's no party without Kristen. Which isn't exactly true. I'm not in my hometown right now. But at my school they still threw a party, welst I was gone, and suposivally it was awesome. Oh no, my grandma's, b key fell off the computer! Don't ask me how I just typed it, I'm a geek. (cue freak out) WHAT CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT THIS KEY! The Oscar Meyer song is ruined. My ologna has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R my ologna has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R I like to eat it everyday and if you ask me why I'll SAYYY cause Oscar Meyer has a way with O-L-O-G-N-A.... I'm nothing without this key! I can't go make a ologna sandwich! What the heck is ologna! This is an outrage. NOOOOO! I'm so lost with out my key. I have nothing else to live for, all hope is lost. I'm sorry for this very depressing journal entry.

Good bye... HEY THE B KEYS BACK! Yay to celebrate, we're gonna go make some ologna sandwiches... wait I mean bologna.... AHH IT BURNSSS!! *explode*