Oh you know you love it!
Anyway, how are all my smexy friends on the Gaia, doing? I have like, NO idea what to put in here, BUT I will try anyway! You got a problem with that? Isn't improv magical? Trust me, I'll make this entertaining some how...
I...
Am...
Pregnant...
Well actually I'm not, we've all heard that joke before, it's lost it's humor. How sad. sad . Let's think... OH I'M RENTING OUT HOOKERS FOR MY NEW BUSINESS I'M STARTING!? Anyone intrested, here's the list of the ones that are on the market currently...
Hookers
Ricky-***
Contintine-***** (Jaz's Personal Favorite)
Fu Quan- **
Demitri- ****
Mic-***
My others are to lazy to get out of the closet, so yes, if you want one just tell moi and I"ll send them out.
(Chance of my hookers actually coming to your house... 1 in 390,990,384)
Well l'll be off now, gotta go kill vampires... YA ALL HAVE A SWELL DAY!!!
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I need someone to paint my toenails.
Kay?
Kthxbi.
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