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Gothic Cheese told me to write about her, so I will, eh hem.

Once apon a time in a MAGICAL land far far away (known as North Dakota), they're lived a small girl that lived by the name of, Cheese. She was a happy girl, cheerfully skipping through her back yard picking flowers, and singing songs about rainbows. One day, well tending too her pet Llama, Victoria, a strange fog fell over the grass. Cheese looked up, shocked, and confused.
"Weird" She said twirling her hair, "The apocolypse isn't supposed to be arriving for a few more years" She smiled gleefully,"Well I suppose I better go say goodbye to my family"
When Cheese had walked inside of her house she was greeted by a strange figure. It stood against the wall, holding the head of her Llama in it's left hand.
"What the!!" Cheese screamed at the darkend figure, "I just saw Victoria, how'd you decapitate her so fast!"
"Oh my dear child" He said in a raspy british accent, "This isn't your Llama, I just wanted to create a plotline, I found this at a thrift store" He threw the stuffed head at Cheese.
"I see..." She looked around her house, "Where's my family?"
"Pakistan", He laughed, "We sent them on a cruise"
"DAMN YOU!" She screamed pulling out a pare of garden shears, "Damn you to hell you dirty scumbag! How dare you send my family to Pakistan!" She raised her weapon, "Our frequent flyer miles won't cover that!"
He grinned and lanched himself at Cheese, "Exactly!" Before cheese new it, she was on the ground, two knives stuck into her chest.
"Well, that hurts" She looked up at the ceiling, "I suppose I'm going to die now as a chilling ending too this story"
"Don't you want to know who I am?" He said, beginning to come out of the darkness.
"No, not really, I'm pretty good dying without knowing"
"OH COME ON! I've been practicing my reveal for like 3 months"
"Well, you should come prepared for these things" Cheese coughed up a bit of blood, "You didn't expect this did you?"
"Not really actually, well I suppose I should be going"
"Have a nice day, hey could you leave my parents a note to bathe my goldfish"
"Will do, well I'm off" Suddenly the figure snapped his head around, "I'm going to reveal my identy anyway, I'm just that evil"
"THAT IS EVIL!" Cheese screamed at the horribal face before her, as she began to drown in a pool of her own blood, "I can't believe it, YOU killed me"
She stared up into the evil eyes of Mr. Larson, the school principle.
"Why'd you do it!" She said in one last desperate attempt at life.
"Oh basically, because it was my duty to start the apocolypse, and I decided to start it out by murdering you. Isn't that great"

So, my friend, Gothic Cheese died on this day, but let us not forget her brave efforts against the evil Mr. Larson, who was later defeated by the Inuyasha club Cheese belonged too. The moral of the story: Llama's are bad news

Thank you, and I hope you enjoyed.