So, I took the public bus for the first time today, I'm very excited, it's quite the acomplishment.
So, Mocha comes by our house around noon-ish, and Meagan and I are still getting ready, so finally we're done, and we realized; "hey, we need to do Mocha's hair" and decided to spike it. I must say, it looked damn smexxy! Then we attatch Meagan to a leash, so Mocha can walk her, while I'm wearing Meagan's fuzzy handcuffs.
So we go to the bus stop, and get on the bus before long, where the bus driver coments on Mocha walking Meagan... alot. I could be wrong, but I think it was a new concept to 'im. So we ride the bus about a block, then go to change busses.
I do declair; it took forever for the second bus to arrive! Being abnormal kids, on a day out, it was a day out we were going to remember for a vedy long time! Sorry, Rocky Horror referance, so anyway, while waiting we decide to wave at on-coming traffic for about half and hour. We got alot of reactions to, some people just looked at us, ( neutral ) some people waved back, ( whee ) some people honked their horns, ( surprised ) and a couple of people even gave us the finger! (Now was that really nessisary? All we did was wave! stressed )
The bus finally arrives after what seemed like an eturnity of waving and smiling, countless jokes of selling Meagan, and one Beyonce dance by Mocha. (All of which was more fun that most people will understand) So we ride the bus to the mall.
When we get to the mall we split a Brainwash, my favorite drink ever, and go to a few stores, one of which was the Abercrombie and fitch, where I sat on the couch, while Mocha sat on the chair opposite me, Meagan on his lap.
(On an interesting side note; I just know Mocha is one of those guys who since he has girls like Meagan and myself acting like he's our ******** pimp, other guys look at and think "how the hell does he do it?" wink
You'll have to pardon the state of these pictures, they're not very good ( stressed ), but hey, whatever.
In this pic you see mocha gnawing on my sister's breast. (Mocha's the only person I would let get away with that.)
In this pic he is not.
So, soon Mocha get's hungery, so we go to get food, and decide if we left the mall it'd be cheaper, so we end up going to the Target. (You think that's lame, wait untill you hear the rest) So we walk into Target, and OMG! THERE'S DOLLAR CRAP! (Nope, it still get's more lame...) Alot of which was baby stuff, so Mocha buys us all pacifiers, I got a blue elephant one, Meagan got blue stars, and Mocha got a Teddy Bear pacifier. My elephant pacifier was to match the blue elephant sippy-cut I also received, and Mocha got a bottle that matched his teddy bear pacifier, Meagan got neither a sippy-cut or a pacifier.
So we go to get soda to put in our new sippy-cup and bottle, when we run into Edar, who we tell all the Kristina drama. (Kristina (fluffykitty00) is a n00b online and off... stare ) and look at furniture and toys. Edar finds a pink feather boa, puts it on and says, "Doesn't this make me looks masculin?" ( lol ) My responce: "ya, you look so masculin, I'm aftaid you're gonna beat me... gonk " (Damn I'm witty!)
So we pay and Mocha finds an iteresting snack, "Poppycock." Needless to say this was extremely funny to us, so I took pictures.
Damn Glare...
Damn Glare...
Well we end up leaving Target and go back to the mall, lie in the grass and Meagan decides we should take more pictures, so we take a couple pictures of Mocha and me.
There's us with our pacifiers and matching sippy-cups/bottles. (I'm sorry if the pic of me is making you want to rip out your eyes and feed them to a stray dog. sweatdrop )
Don't ask me what the hell was goin' on in this pic, 'cause I'm not entirely sure, but ya.
Then Meagan wanted to take pictues of the three of us.
(I'm the one in the glasses)
(Poor Mocha was cut out of this one... sad )
So we walk around the mall and past the lotion shoppe thing, with samples, so I take a big sticky thing full and wipe it all over Mocha's face, adn we go to Spencers, where some guy tells Mocha he's "got something on his face." (Really?! What?! eek Where!?)
We're in the black light section in the back when we hear The Funky Chicken Music, so we dance in the back of the store infront of everyone. Soon after all the lotion was starting to burn Mocha's face, so we went into Nordstoms... er... something like that, and went to wash off all the lotion which he was now puttion on us. ( gonk )
Hey, all you guys reading this, guess what, women get their own sitting room! Mocha didn't quite beleive us, so we took him in to proove it, though someone was in there, so I took 'im in for a minute showed Mocha the sitting room and quickly said to the lady in there, "Sorry, he didn't beleive we had a sitting room... Now get out, perv." The last part was directed at Mocha. We got an Orange Julius, and split it between the three of us, (Yes! Got to use the sippy-cup/bottle again!) Then headed off to to to the bus stop to catch the bus. It took forever to get there, because busses came, but they weren't the right one, but we made a couple new friends, though didn't catch their names.
Mocha stayed at our house for a bit while we watched (and acted out) The Rocky Horror Picture Show after having sung it all day. A few times ditching Rocky for something stupid like singing "I"m a little teapot."
Finally Mocha had to go home, and my mom was nice enough to drive 'im. But he managed to forget his tie, school ID, and house key at our house. (Mocha.... xp ) then couldn't remember his home phone number (He had just moved there not to long ago) and ended up showing my mom his beyonce dance. (I love Mocha's Beyonce Dance! heart xd ) That's a general summary, leaving out a few details, but I'm starting to get lazy, and I doubt you (the reader) want to read any further.)
So, that was pretty much my day. Well worth the time it took to live it.
