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.::Unlimited Text Messaging::.
It is my personal opinion that all higher dieties should have unlimited text messaging. I swear to all the higher dieties I wish to text message, if anyone tells me I can pray or whatever, I'll pray for the strength to be merciful and not curse you, your children, your children's children, and your children's children's children. Don't ******** with me b***h! I'm a woman on the edge! gonk And I'm mildly afraid of hights...

At anyrate, just think of it; you have a moral dilema? Text Buddah! Need to be cured of AIDS? Text God, or Ahla (spl?)! Not that you'd get results, I mean it's your own damn fault you got AIDS! Damn f**!

Just kidding! gonk

Seriously, I'm well aware you can get AIDS without screwing people of the same gender. sweatdrop

I mean, sure praying or meditating, or whatever is all good and well, but somehow verbalizing your problems and wishes in your thoughts, seemingly to yourself is all good and well, but it just seems so useless! Atleast if I could text some higher power I'd feel like I'm doing something concrete to help my cause! Plus, if you pray, there is the possibility that your prayer is missed, or not heard, or you were mumbling! If you send a text message, and your chosen dietey (spl?) doesn't answer, you can always say ******** it! I'm changing religions!

I think that I'm gonna send a whole crap load of cell phones, with cricket service, since they get unlimited calls and text messaging, to all the dieties. So... anyone know Buddah's address?

P.S. Mormons don't get God's number! Why? Because you know the little bastards will ask God to convert us all, and I don't want to be mormon! scream


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  • User Comments: [4]
    .AMEN.!!! i don't wanna be Moron mormon... i wave at the one riding on the bikes biggrin , they wave back... in my entire life, three of them came up to me and try to get me to go to there church, but i told them i was in another cult. the magic braclet ccult. ahem CLUB. i ment club... ninja pirate arg im a pirate! shiver me timbers.

    comment 0nlineGrl · Community Member · Thu Jun 16, 2005 @ 05:35pm
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    comment 0nlineGrl · Community Member · Thu Jun 16, 2005 @ 05:36pm
    What the ********? I'm a mormon! Did I try to convert you?!

    comment Order · Community Member · Thu Jun 30, 2005 @ 08:55am
    You could text message the word "MySoul" to satan and get a hilarious dirty joke messaged to you everyday, and for almost nothing. surprised

    comment [Hanzel] · Community Member · Thu Sep 15, 2005 @ 02:56am
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