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Well, since so many people enjoyed reading my journal (Shh! Don't ruin my dillusion with the truth!) when I was posting in it, I guess it can't hurt to restart that dirty little habit.
So, it's been over a month, I'm quite sure everyone who's ever read my journal before is looking foreward to a nice long entry about all my class-ditchin' adventures, well I hate to disapoint (really I do) but not much to tell. ( sad ) Unfortuinatly, the day of the colored and flovored condoms (if this is the first time you're reading my journal refer to the previous entry) was out last great adventure. Not to long after that we managed to get caught, and lost every privelage we had. ( crying ) And just yesterday got ungrounded! But you may all rest assured my witty antics are all about to begin again! (Who knows, maybe this time they'll all be legal!)
Much to my dismay and aproval, I've just reacently been let out of school for spring break, and since I'm no longer grounded, that means that I have a longer opportunity everyday to be Dani, without beng disruptive t'wards my peers. (Don't you just love how I make it seem like I care?) On the other hand, I'm not delt such easy access to people to annoy the crap out of.
So, my plan is, memorize the bus route to the Chandler and Fiesta Malls, where I shall go everyday with a random friend, annoy the entire mall (with the exception of old people, I must respect my elders) everyday, untill I'm no longer allowed back, when I'll come back anyway. ^^
See, most people look at me, and don't imediately think someone who'd spend anytime at a mall, most people look at me and think something along the lines of "meow" and often choose to voice these thoughts (I'd just love to see their preppy asses do something really embarrasing like lactate (spl?) involentarally. twisted I really with I had the power to make them do such things. [If I did, even guys would lactate! twisted ])
Sadly, I've been sick the past 3 or 4 days, so much so that my train of logical thought stalled at stop sign (despite the fact that trains don't deal with stop signs). It brokedown so badly infact that after filling our tiny bathtub with slightly warm water, I decided it might be a good idea to heat the water with my hair dryer. Sadly it wasn't "Holy crap! That could kill me!!" wasn't the thought that made me decide against it, but rather "Meh, it'd take to long, besides, I doubt the cord would even reach the bathtub..." It was several minutes later that I realized that heating a bathtub with an electric hair dryer would likely kill me.
It was then that I thought of a new plan! I'd bring out tea kettle into the bathroom, since it's electric, and heat up a kettle full of water and pour it into the bathtub to make it warmer! Honestly, I'm not sure why I chose against this plan, I'm pretty sure I was just being lazy, but either way, looking back, it was stupid, and I'm glad I decided against it.
Now, however, I am feeling perfectly fine! My throat's still sore, and I'm still coughing a bit, but other than that, I'm not doin' badly at all! ^^
I could go over a month of confrence hours and lunches, but that'd take to long, besides, where as it'd be funny as hell for you to read (Shh! No need to tell me the truth...) it'd take to long, and so, I shall only skip to what's important. JIMMY THE ANGERY SPORK(a.k.a. Starr) WAS KIDNAPPED!!!
It's true, he was last spotted infront of the Men's bathroom (I wonder why? wink ) but hasn't been seen since. We, Meagan, Kristina, Mocha and I passed out fliers, and posted them around the school, but alas our efforts are in vain. It is my greatest fear that Jimmy may already be dead.
Please PM me if you have any information that might lead to Jimmy's safe return.
Other than that, there's not much to be said, so untill later.
 Immature Subject Matter · Fri Mar 18, 2005 @ 01:52am · 5 Comments |
