I am all of the sudden somewhere(yes i am that way all the time but xp ) and it just so happens that an axe murderer is bearing down upon me with his self titled weapon of choice. As my miserable and pathetic life is about to come to an end....the mans head explodes with gore!(i was like...OMFG!)and i hear a voice behind me say"BOOM HEADSHOT!!!"I spun on my heels(as i can tell you it is actually quite difficult to do so)and i see Patrick with a freaking HUGE gun! And i was like.....wow ......u pwned him patrik.....and saved my life. and he was like"..............call me patty cakes." (As you can imagine i was bambozzlefied) and he offered me a cheeseburger and naturally in response i pulled some bacon from my pocket and offered it to him....as we chowed down i heard a maniacal laugh in the background and i blacked out
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Patrick and i woke up in the lobby at nipmuc. As soon as we had awoken we heard a shrill cry and mr. clemens ran up to us and yelled at patrik about the freaking Huge gun and as he confiscated it and gave us a lecture about school violence....cheschi ran up and slapped mr clemens in the face and shouted "HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW b***h!?!?!?!?!"...naturally mr. clemens ran after him. Patrik and i thought nothing of it and just started to leave when we were struck with music from a foreign land. We ran towards the source....the media center. when we entered just who do you think we found? JESSIE! she was doing a hula dance high atop the clouds....(yes the media ceter had clouds... xd )jessie noticed us and swooped down next to us and said hi.(YES.......jessie had enormous wings.)after these greetings some random hooded figure(Probably mr. maloney xd ) came in and pulled off a ridiculous move. he knocked jessie over, stepped on her back, and ripped off her wings! figure said"this is a no flying zone".....jessie now purple with rage shouted"THOSE WERE MY FREAKING WINGS....GIVE THEM BACK YOU BITCHFACED a*****e!!!"the figure dematerialized. Jessie...now uber ferocious strapped on her steel toed combat boots and declared she was ready for battle. as we ran down the endless hallway we heard banging in one room so we opened the door and there was a scene right out of clockwork orange
(yah.....freaking wierd movie where guy is forced to watch crap as torture)....anywho.....Jamie was in the freaking chair!!!.....now you see....jessie was.....REALLY pissed.....so she kicked the man torturing her in the skulland it kind of popped open with much blood against the wall so she now had a bloodstained boot and we had and entirely off kilter jamie.In the cafeteria all voices were lost....nobody could say a word. except jamie.....telepathically! she rold us about the tortise kept in a secret compartement in the wall which we placed on the altar....que the zelda music.......and the door opened....all of a sudden jamie was back to her normal self(however normal that may be....lk whee )we went through the next door and fell into darkness. we were suspeneded for what seemed like years in eternal nothingness....our own thoughts tearing us apart.....finally, a dim light was seen in the distance by jessie and before we could react.....the light was upon us and we realized it was tasmia......we were like..."wtf are u doing here!" and she was like" ive come o guide you through the darkness.....durr!" after a very long journey i mentioned that this was it(dunno what i was refering to but....i dunno)tasmia used her awesome drawing skills to draw us a path of ascension. the next thing i knew, the five us us were sitting among the stars in space staring sown at the earth below. we settled upon the fact that our situation wasnt all that bad and we were all happy....for a while. then we walked backwards towards the sun...then i realized it was a trap. all of you fell and i was paralyzed...no matter how hard i tried i could not save you...i was locked away in space...then the maniacal voice told me it was better this way..........i sprang into tears for god knows what reason and after what seemed like ages...they receded and i agreed...it would be better for everyone this way........
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okay...none of that was made up. it was a real dream. again the first in two years. i have no idea why i had it i just did....PLZ leave a comment in your attempt to translate it...i need to know whats happening to me.thank you
~scotty
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