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What would you do if I: 1. Jumped off a cliff? 2. Asked you out? 3. Kissed you? 4. Made you a soufflé? 5. Ate your computer? 6. Stole your newspaper? 7. Stole your newspaper and ate it? 8. Stole your newspaper, set it on fire, and THEN ate it? 9. Kissed your dad (or mom)? 10. Shot you? 11. Shot your best friend? 12. Shot your dad (or mom)? 13. Shot myself? 14. Shot the cockroach that's living in your closet? 15. Made-out with one of your stuffed animals? 16. Beat you at Scrabble? 17. Told you I hate you? 18. Burned your house down? 19. Said that my real name was Chad? 20. Told you I was really 50 years old? 21. Gave you a coffin for your birthday? 22. Took a dead bird and shot it in a sling-shot at your window? 23. Ate your last piece of pie? 24. Asked you to dance with me? 25. Said I loved you? [hi]_hacking_helpers · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 03:25am · 17 Comments


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	wow, claire. What a SEXUAL questionaire.... 1. Jumped off a cliff? Kill you for killing yourself.....or send my pet monkey down to save you. 2. Asked you out? Stare uncomfortably. 3. Kissed you? stare REALLY uncomfortably.....and no offense but I might back away cause you're Claire; friend. not Claire; kissy girl. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: But you'd prolly do the same for me. :mrgreen: 4. Made you a soufflé? Eat it. nooooo duuuuh. 5. Ate your computer? raises one eyebrow Weirdo.... No actually I'd probably eat yours. :whee: 6. Stole your newspaper? Steal the ARTS section and make you keep business and politics. 7. Stole your newspaper and ate it? Join in, but eat only the faces of those I don't like. Oh, and I'd smack you for stealing my newspaper AGAIN. 8. Stole your newspaper, set it on fire, and THEN ate it? Why would you eat ashes? That's nasty. 9. Kissed your dad (or mom)? shudder in disgust, punch you, then shoot you. That's NASTY. 10. Shot you? Say "ow. b*h." 11. Shot your best friend? It depends which best friend you mean. I'm assuming you're not repeating #13, and so you mean OTHER best friends. In that case I'd stare at you, wondering why in God's name you would do that, and take my friend to the hospital, or if they were already dead (here's me sobbing in the corner) tackle you and strangle you til someone came and pulled me off...... 12. Shot your dad (or mom)? cry. a lot. never speak to you again. and keep crying. 13. Shot myself? Cry. a lot. and......(sobs) never speak to you again...... 14. Shot the cockroach that's living in your closet? Laugh and make you shoot the creepy dove guy who lives in there too. 15. Made-out with one of your stuffed animals? Get you a pyschiatrist to find out why you have a sexual attraction to Winnie.....:stare: 16. Beat you at Scrabble? Get pissed and start bragging about being in Humanities as a defense mechanism.....nah, prolly I'd just be mock angry, heh heh heh. 17. Told you I hate you? I'd have to see your eyes to see if you really meant it....if you didn't mean it, and I could tell, I would brush it off. If you DID mean it, and I saw that, I'd swallow hard to keep from crying and go off to find a way to deal with it. 18. Burned your house down? bh-slap you and burn yours down. Then drag you with me to San Francisco where we can live as hoboes. 19. Said that my real name was Chad? Ask you what you're smoking. 20. Told you I was really 50 years old? shiver and make you go hang out with my parents. no just kidding. I'd get you enrolled in a mental institution so you can talk about that, Chad, eating newspapers, and making out with stuffed animals. 21. Gave you a coffin for your birthday? Laugh my a* off. After shivering convulsively for several minutes. 22. Took a dead bird and shot it in a sling-shot at your window? Scream. Wonder where you'd gotten a dead bird. Prolly hate you for doing that to a poor bird.... 23. Ate your last piece of pie? buy more. and after eating half, shove the other half in your face, cause everyone knows the LAST piece of pie is the best. 24. Asked you to dance with me? Go out on the dance floor and dance like a WILD MAN!!!! er, WOMAN!!! and then see if I could do that cool thing ice skaters do, where they flip someone around and around and around until I wonder why that poor woman isn't sick to her stomach....... 25. Said I loved you? Grin and say, "I knew you'd admit it someday...." No, just kidding. I love you too Claire! How could I not? We're SAAAAAAND-WICH BUDDIES!!! :mrgreen: :heart: Offline the silver fire · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 04:10am


	Ooh, I love these!!! I think I know why this was put up!!! 1. I would cry until I refilled the sea. Unless you didn't die. Then I take you to the hospital, then cry, then stay with you in the hospital. 2. Heheh....I would probably ask you if you were trying to get my reaction again. 3. I would be so shocked, I would fall over backwards, trip over my shoe, and probably---eh----I honestly don't know. But I don't think I would like get mad or hurt you in anyway. 4. I would squeal, say thank you, and take a bite. Say, what's a soufflé? 5. I would take you to the hospital. Then to the mental hospital. Then to my dad to tell him that you're the one who ate it. 6. I would ask for my newspaper nicely and with a smile and not show how weirded out I would be. 7. I would take you to the hospital, then the mental hospital. 8. Same as 7. 9. I hope you mean on the cheek. I would think you're being weird, but if it was my mom and you were like close to her, I would think it was sweet. 10. I dunno.........I would be dying and crying and wondering why my friend shot me. 11. You will die. 12. Same as 11. 13. I would call 911, and then pray for you, and every make every eyelash wish on you and then come and give you a hug and thank god you were okay. 14. I wouldn't hurt you, but i wouldn't like that because the poor thing did nothing to you. 15. I would slowly come towards you with a pole and wrench the stuff animal away from you. 16. I would do my play pouty thing. 17. My jaw would drop, and if you meant it, I would maybe start crying. 18. You will die. 19. My eyes would do that big surprise thing. 20. I would check if you had a fever. 21. I would ask you why in the world you gave me a coffin. 22. I would take the slingshot and throw the slingshot at your head. 23. I would do the pouty thing being slightly upset. 24. I would dance with you. 25. .................I don't know............ Offline mavi_raya16 · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 04:22am


	Whoops, my answer didn't show up, it was in white. Anyway, 25. Eh...I love you too Claire!! Jesus, i just read Zoe's and all of a sudden mine seems so morbid!!! I'm sorry guys, I didn't mean for it to be like that!!! Offline mavi_raya16 · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 04:25am


	Ahh........I love seeing the differences between what you guys said...all answers are amazing. You both pass with an A+. All answers made me laugh (no offense Maya, but especially some of your answers...a lot of your answers). 5 extra credit points to each of you. Any of my other friends who do not read this and comment. Burn in hell. Offline [hi]_hacking_helpers · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 04:32am


	Hey, really? Then maybe mine ISN'T so morbid!!! Which ones made you laugh? 4laugh Offline mavi_raya16 · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 04:34am


	# 25 is in white, Claire.....you liar.... Offline the silver fire · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 11:22pm


	I'm not a liar, b*h. Offline [hi]_hacking_helpers** · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 11:30pm


	looks from Zoe to Claire humming Pirates of the Caribbean music Whoa....... surprised Offline mavi_raya16 · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 11:41pm


	This isn't funny Maya. She's being mean... Offline [hi]_hacking_helpers · Community Member · Mon Dec 18, 2006 @ 11:46pm


	I'm not being mean. I'm just stating my opinion. I know you better than you think I know you, Claire. I'm not a b*h I'm just goddamn honest. Offline the silver fire** · Community Member · Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 12:43am


	ZOE!! I'm not ****** lying already!! OKAY!!?? Offline [hi]_hacking_helpers** · Community Member · Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 12:47am


	Hey, Claire...'Tis Atez...^^ 1. Jumped off a cliff? I would forcefully stop you, by pulling you backward, and dragging you away from the cliff. I would do just about anything to keep you safe from doing that... 2. Asked you out? I would go out with you, willingly. I would ask how you felt, though, and not take on my feelings on myself, and think only about how I felt...I would want to know how you felt. 3. Kissed you? I would kiss you back, and blush, slightly. 4. Made you a soufflé? I would happily eat it, and make you one as well, or we could share it...Whichever you would prefer. 5. Ate your computer? Thonk you across the head to make sure you were alright, and drive you {yes, drive you, I would somehow teach myself to drive} to the closest hospital, and have the computer surgically removed from you. 6. Stole your newspaper? Chase you around slowly, asking for you to give it back, and eventually let you have it. Heheh. ^^ 7. Stole your newspaper and ate it? I would have to sit you down, and ask you interrogating questions about your newly acquired eating habits...I would be stunned, and worried...Very worried. 8. Stole your newspaper, set it on fire, and THEN ate it? Scream at you why were you carrying so many packs of matches, and asking where you had gotten them, remind you that doing this would engulf your stomach in fire {possibly}, and perform surgery myself to free you from the flaming ink...^^ 9. Kissed your dad (or mom)? Laugh...That'd be hilarious. Heheh. ^^ I would ask why, as well. 10. Shot you? My last words to you would be "I'm sorry"...For the reason that you shot me, and for the reason that I would be leaving you. I wouldn't be able to think of anything to say...Regret and sorrow would be the only feelings within my mind. 11. Shot your best friend? I would ponder the thought that I hadn't been able to protect them for a neverending period of time, and ask you until I felt you had answered me honestly why you had done that. I'd want to know what thought possessed you to do such a thing. I wouldn't care if it was my business, or not. That's all I'd want to know... I'd also be very disapointed, Love... 12. Shot your dad (or mom)? I don't think I would ever be able to forgive you...Either that, or I would completely forget what forgiveness was...I would be eternally devastated. I wouldn't even have the courage to ask why you had done it. I would loose the ability to talk completely...That'd be awful, man... 13. Shot myself? I wouldn't let you shoot yourself. Ever. That would sincerely be the soul reason of me never giving up. I would devote every spare feeling within me to make you stop from throwing your life away. To be totally honest, if you shot yourself, I would shoot myself as well. 14. Shot the cockroach that's living in your closet? Wouldn't really care, to be blunt..Poor cockroach...^^ 15. Made-out with one of your stuffed animals? Wonder why you'd told me all along "stuffed animals aren't real"! Heheheheh. ^^ 16. Beat you at Scrabble? Sigh, and ask if we could play again, for fun. 17. Told you I hate you? Smack you, and tell you that hate is a word that can be interpreted into different meanings, completely different meanings. If you admitted a full honest reason why you hated me, I would understand. Yet knowing that, I would never stop liking you. 18. Burned your house down? Burn your house down, Love. 19. Said that my real name was Chad? Say that my real name is dk, which it is...^^ 20. Told you I was really 50 years old? My, my, my...Heheh! 21. Gave you a coffin for your birthday? Give you a black herse, from a funeral home. Your first car! 22. Took a dead bird and shot it in a sling-shot at your window? Jump back startled, go outside, and bury it. 23. Ate your last piece of pie? Wish I had asked if we could split it, beforehand. 24. Asked you to dance with me? Dance with you, happily. 25. Said I loved you? Well, that all depends if we both feel like we truly love each other, like we're really ready for it. Wonderful questions, Claire! Heheh! ^^ Offline LoveIsAGlowingRainbow^_^** · Community Member · Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 01:06am


	Thanks for commenting. I like my questions too, and your answers are great. Once again, I had many laughs! Now just Emma, SamE, and Abby have to read and comment.........damn them....well.....Abby is in Mexico so nevermind him. Offline [hi]_hacking_helpers · Community Member · Tue Dec 19, 2006 @ 01:13am


	I know.... But then just out of curiosity, why IS the last one white, anyways? Offline the silver fire · Community Member · Wed Dec 20, 2006 @ 02:48am


	Because it's the last one? I don't know.........just to be weird! mrgreen Offline [hi]_hacking_helpers · Community Member · Wed Dec 20, 2006 @ 03:57am


	1. Jumped off a cliff? I would cry and cry and scream 2. Asked you out? .... neutral 3. Kissed you? eek 4. Made you a soufflé? What the hell? 5. Ate your computer? EEEEEK! 6. Stole your newspaper? Pff who gives a crap. 7. Stole your newspaper and ate it? I told you who gives a crap! 8. Stole your newspaper, set it on fire, and THEN ate it? Cool... -stands awe stuck- 9. Kissed your dad (or mom)? AAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGGGG!!!!! eek eek eek 10. Shot you? a***e. 11. Shot your best friend? I would be VERY angry at you! And cry and cry 12. Shot your dad (or mom)? I would have to hate you for more then 10 years. 13. Shot myself? The pain of losing one of my best friends would kill me. 14. Shot the cockroach that's living in your closet? Cool! Tough I dont have cockroches living in my closet 15. Made-out with one of your stuffed animals? o.O 16. Beat you at Scrabble? Who gives a crap. 17. Told you I hate you? I would cry endlessly 18. Burned your house down? I would have a freek attack but still the burning part is cool. 19. Said that my real name was Chad? -stands there puzzled- 20. Told you I was really 50 years old? Your still you and you are my friend! 21. Gave you a coffin for your birthday? -twitch- 22. Took a dead bird and shot it in a sling-shot at your window? poor bird! 23. Ate your last piece of pie? I don't like pie that much 24. Asked you to dance with me? You shure have some strange questions Claire. 25. Said I loved you? ..... Offline Kookie Monsda** · Community Member · Wed Dec 20, 2006 @ 09:08pm


	i was bored so here are my answer: 1. Cry very hard.....or save you before it happened if you were sad enough for suicide i think i would notice...i hope.. 2. walk away uncomfortably, or just laugh. 3. i would just stand there i dont know never thought about it. why have you? lol 4. i would jump up and down saying thank you. 5. scream 6. i dont care i dont read the newspaper 7. once again i dont read the newspaper 8. that would be cool!!! (scream saying that) 9. um that would be odd...but i would probebly go gross gross gross and run out of the room. 10. i would be dead wouldnt i? what else would i do except haunt you for all eternity? 11. send you to jail.. at that point i would wonder if you would kill me or not... 12. send you to jail 13. that is like jumping off a cliff claire so the same answer as 1 14. i dont care about no cockroach! so i would just sit there with out a care. 15. stare in disbelief and then scream gross 16. yell that i won anyway. 17. cry 18. cry 19. i would say cool 20. go "wow that is gross and weird" 21. stare at you in disbelief 22. um scream 23. i wouldnt care 24. i would say yes but think in my head that that was odd 25. um as a friend? i wouldnt care. really that you loved me? i would feel discomfort Offline My Shirt Is Not Vintage · Community Member · Tue Dec 26, 2006 @ 12:55am

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