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Figure out what I just said. I can't.

Half the things I spew from my cake-hole is pure non-sense. Sense which I choose not to think about as I say it because it ruins the special Walt Disney magic as I say it. Things that are completely random, sometime incoherent, and pertain nothing to the moment at hand.

I'd bet my left pocket, the more valuable one, that most of my stoned-type hilarity occurs in Pre-Calc. with my friend Julius. I've mentioned him here on numerous occasion, but the crap we do and at the rate we do it, he derserves at least some credit, and by that I mean being mentioned, for the stuff we do.

The other day, on a whim, I told him that from now on we should give the numerical figure Pi (3.14159) a new name: cake. Why? Just so we can confuse ourselves and our teacher.

But he took it from there. He suggested that we call the symbol theta pokeball from now on.

Now imagine your in the class and your reading an equation that reads:

"sin(pokeball) = 2(cake)"

And then he suggested that we give the letter "b" the name of baked potato. Because baked potato begins with be "b".

Now go back to the previous scenario:

"The graph of sin(pokeball) = 2(cake) over baked potato."

We found the funny in uncountable ways for some odd reason. I wondered why.

Now I know. It's because we're teenagers and we don't need a reason to point and laugh at the word mayonaise. And I still think it's funny.

Edit: Fixed the "b".