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"OMG zombie week!" should include:
Zombies ate my neighbors.
Resident Evil 1 & 2.
House of the Dead.
Evil Dead: fistful of boomstick.
Doom

When you are not playin these with friends or by yourself you will be doing one of these:

Reading Zombie survival guides.
Going to Zombie walks.
Writing notes about Zombies.
Making and obtaining items for a Zombie Survival Kit.

Afterward you will watch these:
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Night of the Living Dead
Shawn of the Dead
Diary of the Dead
Dead Snow
28 Days Later
The Brak Show

At the end of the week you will do the following:
Play a Tabletop/ Forum/ Text based/ whatever Rpg game based or at least an area based on zombies. Or you will fight Death in DnD and succeed.

If you succeed through all of these endeavors:
You will most likely be the master of all things zombie and would survive a zombie apocalypse.
However as you have not eaten in a week as well as slept you will look and act as a zombie, most likely gnawing on the flesh of the one closest to you, only to be killed by someone that has been near you this entire time or by the police that arrive on the scene.
Thus causing a big scare and making the media cover it up by saying you ate infected tomatoes and that you have Mad Ebola Disease. Oh and did I mention that your significant other would be sleeping with your best friend or the cop that saved them if they were the one you tried to eat.
Mmmm. Damn tasty.