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Memiors of an Idiot
Just stuff... Who knows what? Mabe even my plot to destory the world... Mahaha.....
Carmen aka. fireprincesslanawrote this and I went rolling. You gotta read it!!!

Brandy: Kuaru kun!!

Carmen: What now Burande kun?

Brandy: It's kaiba!

Carmen: What happened to poor Kaiba chan now?

Brandy: Well...You see, I was playing with his new transformation game thingamabober, for his new version of the Death-T. I swear, I didn't know that he was in there! So I set it to make an octomonflahebra!

Carmen: A WHAT?

Brandy: An octomonflahebra! Do I have to spell it out for you? A cross between an octopus,a monkey, a flamingo, a horse, and a zebra. An octomonflahebra! He came out, and he looks kinda freaky. I dunno if i wanna kiss him any more, because his beak cuts my lips!

Carmen:Burande san, you know not to mess with Kaiba chan's work!

Brandy:I know, but it has so many pretty colored buttons...!

Carmen: I told Kaiba to make all of his keys black and white. Idiot. He should've known this would happen.

Brandy: Black and white aren't pretty! Why would you want that?

Carmen: It would save him from ending up as an octomonflahebra! or whatever!

Brandy: He's kinda cute though! Come here little guy! Yes, you are a good boy aren't you??

Kaiba: *chomps her finger*

Brandy: Fine. No more scooby snacks for you!

Kaiba:*licks her hand*

Brandy: *hands him a scooby snack*

Kaiba: *eats it*

Carmen: You know, if we put Kaiba in a zoo, we could make a fortune!

Brandy: But why? I don't want him to go to a zoo! They wouldn't take care of him there.

Carmen: Well let's turn him back human.

Brandy: But he is so cute this way!

Carmen: Cute? He has a beak, eight tentacles,stripes,mule ears, and a monkey tail, and he's pink and black! Do you think he is happy this way?

Kaiba:*eats scooby snack*

Brandy: Uh...Duh!

Carmen: I've had it!

Brandy: Had what?

Carmen: It!

Brandy: Oh! The movie?

Carmen: No stupid!

Brandy: Oh the stupid! Wait, what's the stupid?

Carmen: No not that!

Brandy: I didn't say that, I said stupid!

Carmen: Don't call me stupid!

Brandy: Well don't call me stupid either!

Carmen: I didn't!

Brandy: It should stay that way!

Carmen: Geez! You are so irritating!

Brandy: No, I'm Brandy Blanton.

Carmen: I'm on the edge of insanity!

Brandy: That's a very long name!

Carmen: WTF?

Brandy: No! We are in KC! Not WTF! We are in Kaiba Corp!I dunno where you think we are, but you must be lost!

Carmen: You are starting to scare me!

Brandy: No, I am Brandy Blanton!

Carmen: Just shut up!

Brandy: Why?

Carmen: Because I told you too.

Brandy: If i told you to jump off of a cliff, would you?

Carmen: What?

Brandy: You really need to get your hearing checked, you know that?

Carmen: What?!

Brandy: See what I mean!

Carmen: Oh you little...!

Brandy: Little dot dot dot? What is that supposed to mean?

Carmen: Oh never mind!

Brandy: Thank you!

Carmen: thank you for what?

Brandy: Thank you for teaching me what it meant. So now when I see dot dot dot, I know that it means oh never mind!

Carmen:...

Brandy: Ok!

Carmen: You are totally mental!

Brandy: Do you have alzheimers or something? I just said three times that i was Brandy Blanton!

Carmen: Poor Kaiba...

Brandy: Poor Kaiba oh never mind? What the heck does that mean?

Kaiba: Squibblaaahwaakgawkneighsniff!

Carmen: I think we should transform him.

Brandy: I don't want him to be human!

Carmen: I didn't say human now did I?

Brandy: You just did!

Carmen: *talks to computer and presses buttons, and shuts Kaiba in there*

Brandy: What did you turn him into? A human?

Carmen: No, because he's not human. I turned him to his original, yet rare breed of jerk!

Brandy: OH!

Kaiba: *Comes out, not wearing clothes because they fell out in animal form*

Brandy: Hiya Kaiba!

Kaiba: *Waits*

Brandy:*feeds scooby snack*

Kaiba: *eats and walks off, trying to find his clothes.

Carmen: That is just not right!

Brandy: No, that would be Seto Kaiba.

*~ END OF EPISODE 1-The Octomonflahebra

And episode two

Brandy: Good morning Kuaru Kun!

Carmen: What the heck are you doing in my house.

Brandy: It IS a sleepover isn't it?

Carmen: I wish it was a sleep not an over!

Brandy: Huh?

Carmen: It's 2:00 AM! I need sleep!

Brandy: No you need sugar and diet coke! Helps keep you awake.

Carmen: Where the heck is Kaiba?

Brandy: He says I am too irritating and never sleep! I dunno why he would say that! I sleep a good hour a day!

Carmen: You are clueless.

Brandy: No...I am Brandy!

Carmen: Shut up and watch Inuyasha!

Brandy: Where!

Carmen: ON the TV!

Brandy: The only thing i see on the tv is Mountain Dew...Do the Dew!

Carmen:Well watch that!

Brandy: *cries* It's over! It was so good too!!!

Carmen: OH my gosh!

Brandy: I know! I can't believe it either!

Carmen: BRANDY!!!

Brandy: What did you say?

Carmen: Shut up!!

Brandy: NO! YOu said Brandy!

Carmen: *snores*

Chapter 2-POINTLESS CRAP OF THE AGES-Brandy's scary moments!
Chapter 2 is over! Look forward to three!

And now three

Brandy: I wonder where I put my books...

Carmen: In your locker.

Brandy: No. They couldn't be idiot!

Carmen: *looks in locker* Here they are!

Brandy: Carmen, you are a genious! I never would've thought they would be there!

Carmen: Yeah, well i guess i am just that awesome!

Brandy: Yeah! Wait...Where are my lines?

Carmen: In your hands.

Brandy: No. They couldn't be doofus!

Carmen: Here they are! Right in your hands!

Brandy: Carmen! You found them! Thank you so much!

Carmen: yeah...whatever.

Brandy: I've lost my mangas!

Carmen: Check your room!

Brandy: They couldn't be there...Uh Carmen, what's that say?

Carmen: "oh godly one" hehehe!

Brandy: They couldn't be there oh godly one hehehe!

Carmen: Yeah that's about right. Almost!

Brandy: Carmen!

Chapter 3-CONIPTIONS OF A TEENAGE GIRL-finished

Carmen: What?

Brandy: I've lost my computer!

Carmen: It's right there!

Brandy: No it isn't.... What does that say?

Carmen: "Oh superb one" hahaha This is great! She is saying everything I want!

Brandy:No it isn't Oh superb one, hahaha This is great! She says everything I want!

Carmen: Ugh!

Brandy: I don't see that anywhere but ok...UGh!

Carmen:I've lost my sanity!

Brandy: Sorry! Can't help ya!

Carmen: too bad.

Brandy: Kuaru kun!

Carmen: what?

Brandy: I've lost my mind.

Carmen: Sorry can't help ya!

Brandy: Now where'd i put the blasted thing?

Carmen: Idiot!

Brandy: She's always right! It must be in the idiot! *walks up to Mr.Dawkins* Do you know where the idiot is?
It seems I have lost my mind, and Carmen lost her sanity, and she says that it is in the Idiot. Hey! Maybe I can
find my bracelet in there!

Mr. Dawkins: *points to Kael* Right over there Brandy.






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ButtFlap666
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commentCommented on: Sat Jan 07, 2006 @ 04:45am
O_o Ohhhhhh................................


commentCommented on: Sat Jan 07, 2006 @ 04:52am
Weird I know. Kael's the guy I like.Carmen's making fun of him!!!



kagomekisara
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commentCommented on: Sat Jan 07, 2006 @ 04:53am
Here's the forth one.

Brandy: Kaiba, come here, boy!

Kaiba: I told you to stop talking to me like a dog!

Brandy: Nope. I have a dog, and his name is Seto too!

Kaiba: Of course. She names the flipping dog after me!

Brandy: Kaiba, come here boy!

Kaiba: She means the dog.

Brandy:NO you silly guy! I meant you!

Kaiba: What?

Brandy: Seto, I want you to teach seto, how to sit, walk, and roll over.

Kaiba: OK.

Brandy:Ok start teaching him!

Seto the dog: *rolls over and gestures kaiba to do so as well*

Seto Kaiba: Well, he already knows how!

Brandy: Of course he does!

Seto Kaiba: Then why did you call me out here?

Brandy: I wanted him to teach you how to sit, speak,walk, roll over, and shake paws, that way when I take you to show my friends,
they can marvel at how well trained you are!

Seto the dog: Hahaha! He wet the carpet! Brandy, you need to buy some newspaper!

Seto Kaiba: Ah shut up!


(I went a little wild with the last part! LOL)

CHAPTER FOUR-DOG EAT DOG, AND HUMAN WET CARPET...


commentCommented on: Sat Jan 07, 2006 @ 08:10pm
Brandy: Pretty shiny buttons!!*pushes them all* Kaiba: What the heck you doing? You'll blow us up!*big explosion* Brandy:Opps....There goes Alaksa.... Kaiba: What! That's where Mokuba was! Kael: He was gay anyway, so it doesn't matter. Kaiba: What did you say? Brandy: Don't pay any attention to him. He calls everybody gay. Kael: I do not! Brandy: Let me name all the people. Mokuba, Protoman, Chaud, me, Carmen, Elizabeth, Alica, *continues for thrity minutes* and finally Sean, but thet may be true. Kael: Yeah, yeah, what ever. Kaiba: *looks at Kael* You look freakishly like me. Kael: Hey your right......Change the way your hair looks. Kaiba: Why don't you. Kael: No you!!! Kaiba: I'm older so you!!! Kael: No you!!! Brandy: This is interesting.*sits in desk chair and spins around*weeeeee!!! but this is more interesting. Kael:You!! Kaiba: No you!!!*five hours later* Kael: You!!! Kaiba: No you!!!! ~Chapter Five~Kael-Kaiba's look alike Brandy: *jumps out wearing a pink bedsheet like a cape* Kuaru kun! Carmen: What? Brandy: Guess who I am! Carmen: Stupid! Brandy: Nope! Carmen: Insane? Brandy: Nope! Carmen: OK you are nope. Brandy: Nope! Carmen: Who are you Burande kun? Brandy: I am super inspector! Carmen: It must be that time of the month. No, not what ya'll are thinking. It's called Brandy's insanity week, and it happens once a month. Brandy: I am super inspector! *jumps up on ceiling trying to hold on to light* Carmen: You are going to fall 'Super Inspector' Brandy: I am no...*crash,bang,flop,smash,ching,chang,bonk* OWW! Carmen: Told ya! Brandy: Yeah yeah! Carmen: Guess who I am! Brandy: Kuaru kun! Carmen: Nope Brandy: Then, who? Carmen: Super Insanity Insurance customer. Brandy: Why do you need that? Carmen: Because of you. Brandy: Your hot dog is about to expire! *eats it* END OF CHAPTER 6-SUPER INSANITY INSURANCE CUSTOMER (WELL PAYING)



kagomekisara
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commentCommented on: Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 11:09pm
One day in the middle of a desert...

Alicia- Brandy! Why the heck did you drag me out here?!?

Brandy- Because! We have to see the Pharaoh!

Alicia- ...Um...Hmm...

Brandy- Oh nevermind what? You didn't say anything.

Alicia- >.>; Never in my life! *throws arms up in the air*

Brandy- Gasp! You've never started a wave?!? It's a apostrophe!

Alicia- eek You mean catastrophe?

Brandy- What the heck is cat trophy?

Alicia- Not ca...Forget it.

Brandy- Forget what?

Alicia- Look there's the Pharaoh. *under her breath* Finally.

Brandy- Pharaoh!

Pharaoh- Hello Brandy. I see you made it.

Brandy- Yep.

Pharaoh- Here's your pickles.

Brandy- Tha-

Alicia- We came all this way for pickles?!?! *whaps Brandy and walks off*

PICKLES?!?


commentCommented on: Fri Jan 13, 2006 @ 11:37pm
HahHah that's funny!!!!!!!!! rofl



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