Carmen aka. fireprincesslanawrote this and I went rolling. You gotta read it!!!
Brandy: Kuaru kun!!
Carmen: What now Burande kun?
Brandy: It's kaiba!
Carmen: What happened to poor Kaiba chan now?
Brandy: Well...You see, I was playing with his new transformation game thingamabober, for his new version of the Death-T. I swear, I didn't know that he was in there! So I set it to make an octomonflahebra!
Carmen: A WHAT?
Brandy: An octomonflahebra! Do I have to spell it out for you? A cross between an octopus,a monkey, a flamingo, a horse, and a zebra. An octomonflahebra! He came out, and he looks kinda freaky. I dunno if i wanna kiss him any more, because his beak cuts my lips!
Carmen:Burande san, you know not to mess with Kaiba chan's work!
Brandy:I know, but it has so many pretty colored buttons...!
Carmen: I told Kaiba to make all of his keys black and white. Idiot. He should've known this would happen.
Brandy: Black and white aren't pretty! Why would you want that?
Carmen: It would save him from ending up as an octomonflahebra! or whatever!
Brandy: He's kinda cute though! Come here little guy! Yes, you are a good boy aren't you??
Kaiba: *chomps her finger*
Brandy: Fine. No more scooby snacks for you!
Kaiba:*licks her hand*
Brandy: *hands him a scooby snack*
Kaiba: *eats it*
Carmen: You know, if we put Kaiba in a zoo, we could make a fortune!
Brandy: But why? I don't want him to go to a zoo! They wouldn't take care of him there.
Carmen: Well let's turn him back human.
Brandy: But he is so cute this way!
Carmen: Cute? He has a beak, eight tentacles,stripes,mule ears, and a monkey tail, and he's pink and black! Do you think he is happy this way?
Kaiba:*eats scooby snack*
Brandy: Uh...Duh!
Carmen: I've had it!
Brandy: Had what?
Carmen: It!
Brandy: Oh! The movie?
Carmen: No stupid!
Brandy: Oh the stupid! Wait, what's the stupid?
Carmen: No not that!
Brandy: I didn't say that, I said stupid!
Carmen: Don't call me stupid!
Brandy: Well don't call me stupid either!
Carmen: I didn't!
Brandy: It should stay that way!
Carmen: Geez! You are so irritating!
Brandy: No, I'm Brandy Blanton.
Carmen: I'm on the edge of insanity!
Brandy: That's a very long name!
Carmen: WTF?
Brandy: No! We are in KC! Not WTF! We are in Kaiba Corp!I dunno where you think we are, but you must be lost!
Carmen: You are starting to scare me!
Brandy: No, I am Brandy Blanton!
Carmen: Just shut up!
Brandy: Why?
Carmen: Because I told you too.
Brandy: If i told you to jump off of a cliff, would you?
Carmen: What?
Brandy: You really need to get your hearing checked, you know that?
Carmen: What?!
Brandy: See what I mean!
Carmen: Oh you little...!
Brandy: Little dot dot dot? What is that supposed to mean?
Carmen: Oh never mind!
Brandy: Thank you!
Carmen: thank you for what?
Brandy: Thank you for teaching me what it meant. So now when I see dot dot dot, I know that it means oh never mind!
Carmen:...
Brandy: Ok!
Carmen: You are totally mental!
Brandy: Do you have alzheimers or something? I just said three times that i was Brandy Blanton!
Carmen: Poor Kaiba...
Brandy: Poor Kaiba oh never mind? What the heck does that mean?
Kaiba: Squibblaaahwaakgawkneighsniff!
Carmen: I think we should transform him.
Brandy: I don't want him to be human!
Carmen: I didn't say human now did I?
Brandy: You just did!
Carmen: *talks to computer and presses buttons, and shuts Kaiba in there*
Brandy: What did you turn him into? A human?
Carmen: No, because he's not human. I turned him to his original, yet rare breed of jerk!
Brandy: OH!
Kaiba: *Comes out, not wearing clothes because they fell out in animal form*
Brandy: Hiya Kaiba!
Kaiba: *Waits*
Brandy:*feeds scooby snack*
Kaiba: *eats and walks off, trying to find his clothes.
Carmen: That is just not right!
Brandy: No, that would be Seto Kaiba.
*~ END OF EPISODE 1-The Octomonflahebra
And episode two
Brandy: Good morning Kuaru Kun!
Carmen: What the heck are you doing in my house.
Brandy: It IS a sleepover isn't it?
Carmen: I wish it was a sleep not an over!
Brandy: Huh?
Carmen: It's 2:00 AM! I need sleep!
Brandy: No you need sugar and diet coke! Helps keep you awake.
Carmen: Where the heck is Kaiba?
Brandy: He says I am too irritating and never sleep! I dunno why he would say that! I sleep a good hour a day!
Carmen: You are clueless.
Brandy: No...I am Brandy!
Carmen: Shut up and watch Inuyasha!
Brandy: Where!
Carmen: ON the TV!
Brandy: The only thing i see on the tv is Mountain Dew...Do the Dew!
Carmen:Well watch that!
Brandy: *cries* It's over! It was so good too!!!
Carmen: OH my gosh!
Brandy: I know! I can't believe it either!
Carmen: BRANDY!!!
Brandy: What did you say?
Carmen: Shut up!!
Brandy: NO! YOu said Brandy!
Carmen: *snores*
Chapter 2-POINTLESS CRAP OF THE AGES-Brandy's scary moments!
Chapter 2 is over! Look forward to three!
And now three
Brandy: I wonder where I put my books...
Carmen: In your locker.
Brandy: No. They couldn't be idiot!
Carmen: *looks in locker* Here they are!
Brandy: Carmen, you are a genious! I never would've thought they would be there!
Carmen: Yeah, well i guess i am just that awesome!
Brandy: Yeah! Wait...Where are my lines?
Carmen: In your hands.
Brandy: No. They couldn't be doofus!
Carmen: Here they are! Right in your hands!
Brandy: Carmen! You found them! Thank you so much!
Carmen: yeah...whatever.
Brandy: I've lost my mangas!
Carmen: Check your room!
Brandy: They couldn't be there...Uh Carmen, what's that say?
Carmen: "oh godly one" hehehe!
Brandy: They couldn't be there oh godly one hehehe!
Carmen: Yeah that's about right. Almost!
Brandy: Carmen!
Chapter 3-CONIPTIONS OF A TEENAGE GIRL-finished
Carmen: What?
Brandy: I've lost my computer!
Carmen: It's right there!
Brandy: No it isn't.... What does that say?
Carmen: "Oh superb one" hahaha This is great! She is saying everything I want!
Brandy:No it isn't Oh superb one, hahaha This is great! She says everything I want!
Carmen: Ugh!
Brandy: I don't see that anywhere but ok...UGh!
Carmen:I've lost my sanity!
Brandy: Sorry! Can't help ya!
Carmen: too bad.
Brandy: Kuaru kun!
Carmen: what?
Brandy: I've lost my mind.
Carmen: Sorry can't help ya!
Brandy: Now where'd i put the blasted thing?
Carmen: Idiot!
Brandy: She's always right! It must be in the idiot! *walks up to Mr.Dawkins* Do you know where the idiot is?
It seems I have lost my mind, and Carmen lost her sanity, and she says that it is in the Idiot. Hey! Maybe I can
find my bracelet in there!
Mr. Dawkins: *points to Kael* Right over there Brandy.
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