Nothing really happened, other than the fact I saw King Kong, which I'll get to doing a review for later...sometime...
So I guess I'll submit myself to uneccesarily stupid humor only one such as myself would laugh at.
So a turtle, caucasion male, and a toaster, walk into a bar... Ouch.
So a turtle, caucasion male, and a toaster, walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer, and pulls out exact change to pay. The bartender thinks this is a little wierd, but lets it pass. The next day the same man walks in, orders a beer, and pays with exact change again. This time the bartender is curious as to how he's doing it. The next day the same walks in with an ostrch. The bartender is now thoroughly freaked out and asks the guy,"Why do you have an ostrich and how do you pay in exact change?" The guy says,"Well, one day I was walking along the beach when I found a magical lamp. I rubbed it and a genie came out. He said,"Screw giving you three wishes, you'll only have two." I thought about it for a minute, then said,"Ok, I want to pull out exact change whenever I buy something, and I want a chick with long legs."
Why did the buffalo cross the road? To get to the chicken!
What do you call a cow with two legs?Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?Grouns beef.
A sign says,"Global Dyslexics Untie!"
I've got some jokes that are pretty racist(all in good humor), but those are for another time.
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