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Chapter 4
Chapter 4: Ryu freak out
....This time we shall visit the others teachers in our little group of Numbnuts first off Mr. Ryu Englishmushin
Ryu pulled into his driveway of a two-story house with a black kind of brick finished, his yard was half and half, half cut and half just walk through so many times that it was a path way to his house. Ryu just stretch.
"Man, Keilen was right why the freak did I kept using the word ****** today?" Ryu asked himself as we unlock his door and walked in.
"Crud I hope nobody is here, I know the author like to add people just for the heck of it without telling nobody" Ryu closed his door and staring back at him was an alligator looking back at him.
"Uhhhhhh...........now I wish it was a person"
It kept on staring at Ryu. Ryu open the door and check the number outside
"Crap it's mine" Ryu mumble closing the door
"I'm just going to walk past you and into the house, and I hope you’re just a very OMEGA messed up illusion played by what's left of my mind" Ryu stated walking past the alligator. Ryu entered his kitchen only to see something else there he didn't remember Ryu almost fell over backwards if he didn't catch onto the doorframe
"CAN EVERY MOVEABLE THING BREAK INTO MY HOUSE?" Ryu yelled out,
"Ru-kun you scared me!"
"Don't Ru-kun me, Keilen chop a b***h doesn't mean I can't do the same" Ryu stated holding up his hand getting ready too
"The only difference is I warning you beforehand"
"What did I do?"
"The question on everybody mind is that what you DIDN'T do" Ryu replied
"You’re really going hit your wife?"
Ryu shattered
"COME AGAIN!" Ryu laughed "Then I laughed cuz I said come, wait why am I talking to myself?" Ryu question
"Going off the deep-end again"
"Don't act like you know me" Ryu squeaked, then he thought for a moment "If your my wife then what is THAT thing in the hallway" Ryu asked pointing outside the kitchen
"That you’re pet Alligator his name is Kiba remember?"
"HELL NO that's why I asked you" Ryu replied
"You been hanging out with Keilen too long today haven't you?"
"Whoa you know about Keilen? And you might have a point on that but that is not the issue here?"
"I know all, especially Keilen tee hee" She giggled
"I'm freaked, shocked, nutted, and confused all at the same time" Ryu stated.
Next day at School Lunch time
"COME AGAIN!" Everybody in the group yelled out expect for Ryu of course.
"I have a wife" Ryu stated again
"What the freak that's not fair!" Setsuna replied
"I'll say, I'm scared to find out about me" Emilio question out loud
"I doubt you have to worry" Keilen spoke up "So what's her name dude?"
"Uhhhh I don't know?" Ryu answered
"What kind of for sneakin- name is that is that even normal Japanese?" Keilen replied
"No I mean I don't know her name I didn't ask" Ryu replied
"So what the heck did you do all day yesterday?" Keilen stated
"Huh, can't recall that either" Ryu replied "But I feel like it's your entire fault in some way Keilen"
"If it makes your life miserable I take credit for that Yeah!" Keilen smirked taking a swig of his Coke
"No question she somebody new" Emilio thought out loud….again
"But Ryu doesn't know anything about her, and had time to find out" Keilen shot the red-haired male a glance
"Shut up I had Anime to watch" Ryu defended
"That shut me up" Keilen replied.
"So not fair I'm going to tee-pee your house" Setsuna puffed
"Pff pleeze you can't afford toilet tissue shut up" Keilen replied.
After School
"YOU WHAT US TO DO WHAT?" Ryu yelled out, at the moment he was in Keilen's homeroom
"What is that happening all day when we randomly start in the middle of the conversation just to confused the FAR-CHEWS out of the readers" Keilen stated "As I was saying we can go on a double date with ours wifies and you can find out more about her"
"Sounds good to me I'm in" Ryu replied
"At the start you didn't sound so approving" Keilen huffed
"That's because you said you wanted to straddle me out of a window late at night around 3:00 in the morning" Ryu stated
".......Dude I'm sick" Keilen replied
"Yet that's right, anyhow were going tonight?" Ryu asked
"Hell yes, we'll pick up you two guys at your place and all go together" Keilen stated
"Alright"
At that moment Seiyoukai came into the room
"Hey guys what's up?" Seiyoukai greeted
"Nuthin much babe, we just figure out Ryu has a wifie" Keilen stated
"Whoa no way!" Seiyoukai gasped with wide-eyes
"Is that REALLY unbelievable for you Sei?" Ryu face-faulted
"Hell to the yes you of all people"
"And you got one to talk with THAT your married too?" Ryu pointed to Keilen, who at the time was hanging upside down from his TV stand
"I think I was talking to him like that all this time" Ryu replied “I must be really used to it"
"Any who the thing is Ryu doesn't know anything about her" Keilen replied
"What, did she pop up in your house like our nanny did?" Seiyoukai question
"Uhh yeah she's kind of did" Ryu added
"New character" Seiyoukai stated
"Exactly and were going to find out some stuff about her and how the Freak-chu’s you got married and you don't remember" Keilen replied pointing at Ryu which he was mostly pointing at his crouch from his position on the TV stand.
"Like you can remember our wedding day" Seiyoukai question
"All that matters is that I love you and I got free rice" Keilen smirked
"You don't remember what you did at the altar?" Seiyoukai asked
Keilen looked at her with a blank stared
"I'm going too asked: What did he do?" Ryu asked
"Well"
-Flashback...and not the song either-
Keilen and Seiyoukai are standing at the altar holding hands and looking at each other.
"You may now kiss the bride" The priest stated
"Kiss her?" Keilen stated "I'M GOING TO DESTORY HER!" Keilen smirked.
-End Flashback-
"I have no comment on that what so ever, Keilen wants us to go on a double date with you two to find out some stuff" Ryu explained
"Sounds good" Seiyoukai agreed
"Then its settle were going out tonight" Keilen smirked.
Later on that very same day
Keilen button up his black dress-shirt, with it he had on some baggy grey jeans and a pair of Grey and green sneakers his long silver hair was in a lazy ponytail going down his back.
"Just putting on a dress shirt is making me itchy" Keilen mumble he was in his and Seiyoukai room, Seiyoukai at the moment was in the bathroom.
"Suck it up you big baby" Seiyoukai replied through the bathroom door, Keilen rolled up the sleeves a bit, he threw on three razor design silver chains and two rings which equal up to three, Seiyoukai came out of the bathroom dress in a shoulder showing black shirt, along with a pair of black ankle showing pants with a pair of white sneakers nothing new of her hair.
"Just be lucky that the nanny can stay over and watch Azania" Seiyoukai stated going over to their dresser putting on her bracelets
"True" Keilen added
"I feel like we don't spend that much time with her"
"I think we do" Keilen replied
"Why you said that?"
"No reason what so ever, you ready?" Keilen asked
"Sad as that was, yeah let's go" Seiyoukai answered, the two headed out saying their goodbyes to the nanny and kissing Azania goodnight the two headed off for Ryu's house.
Keilen pulled up into Ryu driveway.
"I owe you two dollars" Seiyoukai sighed "Even though we used yen in Japan"
"Oh yeah, and you said I would get lost" Keilen smirked as he got out of the vehicle Seiyoukai got out as well
"I believe in you"
"Didn't sound like it" Keilen face-faulted, he then proceeded to knock on the door
"Uhh Shessy...."
"Yeah" Keilen answered
"That's not Ryu door that is the door you just closed" Seiyoukai stated.
Keilen looked at the door of his Hummer then where Seiyoukai was standing which was on Ryu front porch.
"...............Go on"
"Get your pansy arse over here!" Seiyoukai yelled out, Keilen did as he was told and knocked on Ryu's House door.
"It's open!" Ryu yelled from inside his house, Keilen and Seiyoukai shrugged and walked in, as soon as Keilen close the door and turnaround He jump backwards right clean out of Ryu's open window beside the door
"WHAT THE SMITTY TACO IS THAT DOING HERE!" Keilen yelled out pointing from the outside at the Alligator who was walking up the hallway to greet them.
"I would like to know that too" Seiyoukai replied calmly opening the door for her freak-beyond-repair husband back into the house, at that moment Ryu walked up behind the gator.
"Yo! Guys welcome" Ryu greeted
"Don't yo us you freak-wick you didn't tell us you had a gator as a pet" Keilen replied
"You never asked" Ryu smirked
"I knew he was going to said that" Seiyoukai sighed "What's his name or she?"
"His name is Kiba" Ryu replied he bent down and petted the gator.
".......Dude you should of seen it I jump backwards out of your covalently open window beside your door which, after I close the door to your house" Keilen stated all boring like and such
"Aw man did you take a picture" Ryu asked, and from his expression like he really meant it
"Hell to the yes!" Keilen smirked bringing out a picture
...........................Silence
"I wasn't serious" Ryu replied.
That's when the women of question enter the hallway behind Ryu with her long black hair, black eyes, and her unknown booby size, and her good body shape,((A/N: The reason for her half-arse description was when I ask for a description of her THAT the answer I got XD)) which had on it a short sleeve blue shirt and a blue skirt with black boots.
"This must be the famous Keilen Sockomoto and his wife Seiyoukai" Ryu's wife greeted.
"Famous!?" Keilen cocked an eyebrow at the women
"Yes that us" Seiyoukai cut in "And you are?"
"Oh, I'm sorry I'm Aaekie Englishmushin" she greeted back
The three looked at her for a moment
"...That's one thing down" Ryu mumble
"A KEY YARG!" Keilen yelled out "I like it when her name was I don't know"
"I'm sorry for that" Aaekie smiled
"Please excuse my husband he's, part Japanese, part retarded, Whole Dummy" Seiyoukai stated
"Believe it" Keilen smirked “Wait, what?”
Ryu sighed
"Well where are we going anyway?" The red-haired male asked pretty much foreseeing a stupid answer coming.
"Were going to the movies to see FARGENUGEN 3: THE RETURN OF THE STANK NUGGETS!" Keilen yelled out proudly
"Why am I'm not surprise by that" Ryu sighed
"It's to be expected from him Ru-kun" Aaekie sweat-dropped
"WHOA your nickname is Ru-kun" Keilen smirked "hehehe"
"Shut up, yours Shessy" Ryu defended
"You better BELIEVE IT is" Keilen smirked
"Let's just go" Seiyoukai sighed
((Another character is in the mix Ryu’s wife YAY!!!!! This and the next chapter are one of my favorite of the series so I hope you enjoy it. As you can tell I put replacement words for all of the cussing since the site blocks most of them out so I tried to make up words that fit around the criteria of what I wanted, tell me what you think and hopefully it won’t take long for the next chapter , Later Dayz
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