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Since I didn't really make it clear on what day it was on the first chapter I'm just going to say that today is Friday cuz I can and the only people that would whine about the upcoming weekend are squrriels for some reason.....onward to the story.

6:43 AM and Ryu walked into the school building walking into the main office to see Keilen and Seiyoukai already there.
"Holy crap is that Ryu" Keilen looked at the clock "Can't be it's early"
"Screw you" Ryu hissed
"That's my job thank you" Seiyoukai added
"Yeahhhh" Keilen swooned and the two kissed
"Whatever, I walked here since my car is still in the shop"
"So it's in the shop now, yesterday you said it turn into a transformer and ran down the streets knocking over trash cans cuz it's Megatron twots!" Keilen stated
"I didn't say that, you said that" Ryu corrected "And you said nothing about trashcans"
"Makes sense since it was funny so it had to be me" Keilen smirked
"Yeah fine, why are you two here early?" Ryu asked
"Seiyoukai is the principle she got to be here early I just happend to be the unlucky one to be here early" Keilen yawned
"It's only on Fridays since the main paper work comes in and I want to get a jump on it before the evil spawns start to chew away my time with there misbehaving and such" Seiyoukai replied.
"Being a principle is crap..." Ryu replied
"Tell me about it, but that where the author put me so I have to deal with it" Seiyoukai sighed
"Don't we all" Keilen added, Ryu just nodded
"I better go open my classroom and such to get ahead like you since I'm here early, later babe" Keilen replied kissing her on the forehead, well he would of it he could reach it so he just settle with a peck on the cheek before heading out, Ryu just waved goodbye and followed Keilen down the hallways
"So you two acutally got here at 5:30 I didn't know school even existed in that plane of time" Ryu stated
"Me either but you would be surprise" Keilen replied "Luckily it's friday and a whole weekend is mine I need it"
"This is only our second day of school and your already tired" Ryu sweat-dropped "Hey wait don't we teachers still have to come here on the weekend and do stuff"
"Like what?" Keilen asked
"I don't know teacher stuff"
"Yeah right if we do, that's all for the boring teachers the kick-a** teachers like you and me are omit from that crap" Keilen smirked
"Don't really understand but I'll go with it" Ryu replied.
"That's what I'm going to do hoping Sei don't have anything work-related over the weekend to do"
"That be a drag" Ryu added
"You know it, we try to watch our anime together"
"I see" Ryu replied then he look around "And I think I passed my classroom"
Keilen did so too
"Looks like I did too" Keilen added
"Where the ******** are we?" Ryu asked,
"According to that sign where in the downtown district" Keilen stated.
"Huh we walked straight out of the school and right into the middle of downtown" Ryu stated
"Bingo, which I hate to play I might add" Keilen agreed.
"Yo! guys what are you two doing here?" A voice cut in, Keilen and Ryu turn around to see Setsuna standing on the side of the street waving to them.
"And now we just found out where in the middle of the street" Keilen stated
"Funny how no cars came" Ryu pointed out, right at that moment an huge-a** Semi truck came barreling down the road
"Jackass that was all your fault" Keilen sighed pointing at the truck
"I didn't ask for a Semi-, I would wanted a Mini copper" Ryu replied.
"Heck yeah" Keilen nodded
The two were out of the road and with Setsuna
"What are you guys doing here?" Setsuna asked
"We don't know one minute were walking down the hallways then next BAM were in downtown" Keilen stated
"And I thought I had bad sense of direction" Ryu added
"I was just about to leave I give you two a ride" Setsuna offered
"Wait you can drive?" Keilen asked in suprise
"Of course you can can't you?" Setsuna answered
"More or less your choice" Ryu added
"Nobody ask you" Keilen hissed pointing a finger at Ryu "Anyway sure I never saw your car Setsuna what is it" Keilen asked
"Here it is" Setsuna pointed to a black beat-up mustang
"It's a P.O.S!" Keilen cheered "Wait...what"
"Wow it's a hunk of junk....why do I get pleasure for saying that now, but sadden when I think of past results" Ryu said
"Stop talking to yourself" Keilen hushed Ryu and then looked back to Setsuna "Dude I have a hummer with Anime girls all over it and Ryu has a transformer as a car....obviously were making some money and this is all you get is a beat up mustang" Keilen stated
"Hey it's a classic" Setsuna defended
"Hell yeah it's a classic" Keilen replied blowing dust off the side "What the? there something scratch into the paint.......Jesus was here!" Keilen read outloud
"Whoa seriously?!" Ryu blurted out looking over Keilen shoulder, Setsuna also
"Well I be damn it does say that" Ryu added
"It could just of been a prank with the past owner" Setsuna defended.
"Wait there more underneath it.....no it's not a prank Jesus really rode this car through the red sea" Keilen eyebrow shot up "Wait Jesus didn't do that"
"Now we know it wasn't him" Setsuna added
"Or jesus doesn't even know what he did and was so buzz he thought he parted the red sea" Ryu stated
"Yeah, now let's just go" Keilen replied

When they got back to the school parking lot they see Emilio out there
"Hey!" Emilio greeted as they came up to him
"Yo!" Keilen greeted back
"Hey" Ryu added
"Hi" Setsuna added
"Seiyoukai said you two were in but I didn't see you two in your classrooms so what the deal?" Emilio asked
"Me and Ryu were walking to our classrooms and end up talking about stuff, and then we ended up downtown.....where I bought this preztel" Keilen stated pulling out a gaint preztel and started to eat it
"When did you do that?" Ryu asked
"I would like to know too?" Setsuna added
"Plot hole" Keilen replied
"Yeah I bet" Ryu answered
At that moment a group of girls yelled out: "HEY MR.SOCKOMOTO!"
"Sup ladies" Keilen greeted smiling back
They only giggled a response
"What the hell was sup with that?" Setsuna asked
"Told you favortie teacher already" Keilen smirked
"With the girls at least" Ryu muttered. The the four of them walked back into the school
"You know I could of been the sexED teacher" Keilen stated
"Funny I thought that would be your subject" Ryu added
"But don't you have a wife don't that kind of rule out that motion" Setsuna stated
"See this is why I should just keep my mouth shut and stay simple so I don't get two-bit answer like that" Keilen replied pointing at Setsuna
"Sorry I was just saying" Setsuna sighed
"Where Emilio go?" Ryu asked
"He not here?" Keilen answered looking around
"No"
"Huh well I'll be damn maybe he went to his classroom" Setsuna stated
"That little s**t always just walks away not saying goodbye or anything" Keilen stated
"We do it too sometimes" Ryu added
"In a good manner kind of way" Keilen replied
"Huh there no such thing" Ryu spat

The first bell rung

"All hell my classroom is not even open" Keilen hissed "Catch you guys later!" and with that he ran down the hallways
"I better do the same I don't need Seiyoukai drag on me agian later Setsuna" Ryu replied hauling off as well
"Farewell you two angry little gnomes" Setsuna replied going to his classroom.

After school


Keilen busted out of the front doors to the school
"Whew that was a heck-tic day" Keilen sighed as he pounded on his shoulder lightly.
"What, I don't remember doing nothing after I walked into my classroom" Ryu replied
".....me either but just being inside a school building is tiring enough" Keilen replied

That's when Emilio and Setsuna walked up to the other two, but not before Keilen just ran up to Emilio and sock him right in the eye
"That's for this morning you Jerk!" Keilen replied
"ARUGH!!, What did I do?" Emilio cried out holding his left eye
"For not saying bye to us and just up and left" Keilen answered
"So you sock me in the eye cuz of that" Emilio question
"I think so" Setsuna added
"I do too" Ryu added
"And I did so cuz I already agree" Keilen smirked.
Emilio just sighed and got up off the ground "Whatever," leaving the group


"LOOK, LOOK he's doing it again GET HIM!" Keilen pointed out
"GOOO!" Setsuna yelled out
"FEAST!" Keilen yelled out
"WHATEVER!" Ryu added as they ran after Emilio, after they corner him at his car he said his goodbyes and left
"Man it sucks that Emilio has four parent teacher things to do over this weekend" Keilen sighed
"And I have to start working on the kids first construction project" Setsuna sighed
"Good luck with that" Keilen replied
"I'm going to need it catch you two later" And with that Setsuna left
"So what are you doing this weekend Ryu?" Keilen asked as they went to his car, once again Keilen agreed to give Ryu a ride
"WHOA WHAT THE ******** WHEN DID I AGREE TO DO THAT!" Keilen barked
"HOW SHOULD I KNOW I'M JUST AS SURPISE AS YOU!" Ryu added
After a while of staring at each other the two sighed and went back to there pervious conversation
"Nothing school-related if that's what you thinking" Ryu replied
"Are you free then?" Keilen asked
"Yeah.....but why?" Ryu question
"You can come stay over at me and Sei place" Keilen suggested
"I don't really want to intrude on you two I feel like a third-wheel in a way" Ryu replied
"Ryu......shut the ******** up and come on dude" Keilen added
"Alright if you think it will be fine with Seiyoukai?" Ryu asked
"Of course this is going to be sweet" Keilen sunged "Now we can be sucide buddies once we see my wife cooking notice how I said 'see' not taste" Keilen laughed, at that moment a gaint scythe blade was under Keilen neck
"What was that honey?" Seiyoukai snarled.
"Uh....nothing babe god you hot" Keilen sweat-dropped
"Where do you keep a blade that big hidden?" Ryu mumble.

After stopping at Ryu's house to pick up some stuff they were off to Keilen and Seiyoukai's house. When they got there it was a two-story house made up of brick in the front yard there was various toys and stuff around.
"Wow Keilen you really don't act your age and I can see why" Ryu question looking at the various toys
"Those aren't mine" Keilen added "Sei is this even our house?" He asked his wife
"Yeah what wrong with you" Sei replied going up the driveway to the front door
"Beats me" Keilen replied scratching his head. Keilen and Ryu followed suit, Seiyoukai open the door and walked in with the two in tow.
"Were home" Seiyoukai replied with that said small feet could be heared through the house
"That is one big sounded cockroach" Keilen replied looking around for the soucre of the noise.
"Welcome home you two" A elder-lady greeted coming from the kitchen
"Whoa!" Keilen jumped at her and karate her right in the neck knocking her out.
"Dude.........you rip that b***h" Ryu smirked
"Shessy what's up with you?" Seiyoukai replied
"What, just cuz she's a old lady burglar doesn't mean I going to go easy on her" Keilen repleid
"Dude, when did you ever heard of a burglar greet you when you get home?" Ryu question
"Trick" Keilen replied.
"She the nanny you twit" Sei pointed out
"Twot" Ryu added
"He's that too" Seiyoukai agreed
"Nanny I'M 21 YEARS OLD I DON'T NEED A NANNY!" Keilen barked
"It's not your nanny it's Azania's" Seiyoukai hissed.

Keilen looked a her blankly for a moment then he pointed at himself
"I'm Keilen"
"Serioulsy what do you see in him?" Ryu question, at the moment the sound of those earlier footsteps came closer and down the stairs a little girl appeared with long silver hair mixed with black at the bottom greensih blue eyes and light tan skin.
"The granny has renforcements!" Keilen cried getting ready to jump her too.
"That's your daughter Azania you moron!" Seiyoukai replied
"...............Say what now?" Keilen replied
"Hey, you never told me you had a daughter" Ryu spoke up
"I didn't know"
"Daddy!" Azania smiled jumping onto Keilen
"ARUGH GET HER OFF!" Keilen cried as he was glomp around the waist and then to the floor trying to wiggle out of the little girl's deathgrip
"Ryu help me get the nanny on the living room couch" Seiyoukai asked
"Sure"
And the two left Keilen there
"TRAITORS!!!" Keilen screamed.

Some time pass.................

"She was recently added to the story, so that's why I didn't know her" Keilen stated
"Yep so was the nanny" Seiyoukai added looking over at the old lady still knock out on the sofa
"Now I'm up to date" Keilen smirked,
"Good you watch Azania why I go take her home" Seiyoukai commanded pointing over at the nanny, with help from Ryu they got the nanny in the car and Seiyoukai drove off. Leaving Ryu, Keilen, and Azania alone the three stood in the living room staring at each other.
"This bring back memories" Ryu spoke up
"All those times being bored really never leave ya" Keilen replied
"Well I'm going to the bathroom" Ryu stood up "Where is it?"
"Where what?" Keilen asked
"The bathroom in your house"
"I don't know take a hallway, good luck" Keilen replied
"No help" Ryu mumble walking off
......silence
"So how old are you?" Keilen asked
"Four" Azania answered
"Wow and you already talking and stuff you didn't get my brain genes that's for sure" Keilen smirked
"Really?" Azania question blowing a snot bubble then popping it
"Or.....some" Keilen sweat-dropped
"Let's watch some anime daddy" Azania smiled
"Now you talking" Keilen smirked

Ryu came back into the living room to see Keilen sitting on the couch upside down and Azania sitting on his chest watching t.v
"Don't ask Ryu it'll just turn into another retarded moment" Ryu sweat-dropped sitting down away from the other two and started to watch t.v as well, Seiyoukai came back and she slipped in and was another member on the couch beside Keilen and Azania.
Around 9:34 They stopped the anime called 'Demon Flare'
"That's is always sweet" Keilen sung.
"I have to amit it gets your attention" Ryu notice Keilen sat like that for four hours "Keilen aren't you feeling dizzy or anything?"
"Why, should I?" Keilen asked
"You been sittin' like that for four hours haven't all the blood went to your brain?" Ryu question
"Feeling fine as wine right now" Keilen answered.
"Don't question it Ryu it's for the best" Seiyoukai cut in
"You might be right" Ryu sweat-dropped. Seiyoukai got up and headed for the kitchen.
"Don't do it babe don't do it" Keilen called after his wife
"I'm going to do it and you going to like it or you can sleep outside" Seiyoukai yelled back
"You promise?" Keilen replied
"Funny" Seiyoukai spat
"She going to cook?" Ryu asked looking over at Keilen
"Yeah dude run for the hills" Keilen smirked
"You know full well I hate that song with a passion" Ryu replied

((A/N: Rock band joke, if you played it there a song on there called 'Run for the hills' the song gets extremely hard not to mention retard on the drums which is what Ryu plays he hates it ALOT))

"My bad I forgot" Keilen added,

While Seiyoukai experimented in the kitchen Ryu, Keilen, and Azania played 'Sorry' the board game

Ryu moved across the board
"Oops SORRY!" Ryu yelled out knocking Keilen piece clean across the living room
"f*****t, you know damn well you ain't sorry"
"Didn't you see how far I knock your crappy piece what do you think?" Ryu added.
"Oh I'll show you sorry COME HERE!" Keilen yelled
"ENOUGH YOU TWO" Seiyoukai spat "Dinner time"
"Crap" Ryu and Keilen sighed, that's when Seiyoukai poke her head out of the kitchen doorway with an evil a** glare on her face, Ryu and Keilen took one look at that and sweat-dropped
"We mean Banzai!" Ryu and Keilen replied. That's when a loud crash was heard in the kitchen.
"Sesshy the meat came alive!" Seiyoukai yelled
"No duh...." Keilen replied he ran into the kitchen with his hand out like claws then jump at the floating piece of meat.
"STUPID STUDENTS, PRO-TROLLER UNITS!" Keilen yelled out before slicing the meat right into the trashcan.
"Dude that suck" Ryu added "And what the hell in legoland is a pro-troller unit?"
"It's a science term" Keilen replied.
"I guess we get something deliver" Seiyoukai sighed
"Maybe if you didn't mixed in those chemicals" Keilen replied sounding like some asian guy on star trek, Seiyoukai and Ryu slowly turn to him looking at him funny.
"Hello" Keilen greeted doing the voice again. The two just sighed

After some pizza the gang was hanging outside in the front yard
"Arugh man why are we out here" Keilen sighed hanging on the side of the porch roof his hair almost touching the rail, stratch that it was touching the railing and going past it to the porch.
"I don't know all I know is we ate pizza and you conquer a living meat substance" Ryu replied looking at how Keilen was hanging up there.
"Don't question it Ryu he does that alot around the house" Seiyoukai replied she was sitting on the railing right beside Keilen's hair was hanging from.
"Huh, okay but it's very tempting" Ryu replied.
"I don't think the author really meant to hang out Shessy" Seiyoukai replied looking up at her silver-haired husband
"Well it's too late now" Keilen smirked
"Oh really" Seiyoukai smirked looked at Keilen hair dangling beside her, Ryu caught on to her plan and his eyes lit up
"Aw man let me do it me, me, pick me" Ryu eagerly pointing to himself
"Ah ah wait wait" Keilen threw up his hand in defense
"Wait for what?" Seiyoukai smiled "from doing this" But before she could do that Keilen was belted right in the face with a soccer ball the the force sent him off the roof making him roll onto the porch the ball flying off in a different direction afterwards.
"I used to like soccer" Keilen said in a dazzled, Ryu and Seiyoukai looked at where the soccer ball came from and saw Azania standing there looking cute.
"Oops daddy" Azania replied softly
"Banzai shot....how you say her name again?" Ryu replied
"Azania" Seiyoukai added
"Yeah that" Ryu shouted pointing at Azania
"Shessy are you alright?" Seiyoukai asked
"Why do they throw perfectly good rice at the bride and groom when there running down some steps, that's down right unsafe and a waste of good food if it was me I would throw it back at them or take it home before they get the chance to throw it......hehehehe rice" Keilen blurted out.
"Yeah he fine" Ryu spoke up,
"Sadly that's what he did on our wedding day" Seiyoukai sighed
"I believe that" Ryu added

After that they all went in to do some other stuff that involve Manga, Anime and hurting Keilen for no apparent reason. Around 3:23 everyone was knocked out


Saturday mid-day

Ryu woke up with a start thanks to Keilen who was holding a cup of coffee under his nose
"Ahhh dude you know I hate the smell of coffee" Ryu gaged jumping back from Keilen who only smirked at the comment
"I know that's why I did it" Keilen replied taking a sip
"Urgh what time is it?" Ryu asked scratching his head
"Mid-day" Keilen responded standing up
Ryu let the comment sink in for a moment as Keilen walked back to the kitchen
"That wasn't a number answer" Ryu added
"Sky the limit" Keilen yelled back, Ryu just shrugged and got some clothes and head for the bathroom which thankfully he remember where it was. Afterwards Ryu came walking into the kitchen seeing the whole Sockomoto family awake
"Hey Ryu" Seiyoukai greeted going back to feeding Xania, Keilen was in the fridge and Ryu just reach over him which wasn't hard snice Keilen was so short compare to himself and got something to drink.
"Stupid author pointing crap out like that" Keilen grumble coming out of the fridge with a box of pocky in his hand.
"I already knew that" Ryu smiled that's when Keilen notice what Seiyoukai was doing
"Hey Sei what are you doing?" Keilen asked
"Feeding Azania" Seiyoukai answered
"Ain't she like 4 can't she do that herself" Keilen asked
"That what I was trying to tell you mommy I can do it myself" Azania whined
"Oh hehe whoops" Seiyoukai sweat-dropped
"My god why am I over here again?" Ryu asked
"For the free food" Keilen blurted out
"Good call" Ryu replied taking a sip of his soda
"Oh Sessy we need to go to the market today" Seiyoukai said which made Keilen sighed
"Why didn't you say anything when we was shopping the day after yesterday" Keilen remaked
"Oh yeah like one would care about trivia stuff when there shopping for manga and Anime" Ryu stated. The two looked at him
"Good point" Keilen and Seiyoukai replied
After everyone got breakfeast, Then all piled into Keilen's anime design Hummer and roared down to the store which would if you want to really know it's Wal-mart. ((A/N: I DON'T OWN WAL-MART SO DON'T ASK))
"The closest thing to the mall that I feel like driving to" Keilen breathed as he got out
"We went around the mall for Manga" Seiyoukai replied
"THAT'S MANGA and that is a good ******** reason to go out there" Keilen replied smirking.

The group walked into the store and walking....and walking OH did I mention there walking just to let you people out there know
"OH......MY teletubbies toaster strautes SHUT THE GO GO POWER RANGERS ******** UP WE KNOW ALREADY DON'T MAKE ME COME WHEREVER YOU ARE AND BUST A GRUMPIE IN YOUR FACE!" Keilen yelled looking up at the ceiling, Ryu and Seiyoukai and just about all of the store was staring at our silver-haired teacher. Keilen just looked around with a boring look on his face

........................Silence


"I'll go wait in the car" Keilen suggested and headed back out of the store
"You do that" Seiyoukai smiled and walked off in a huge hurry along with Ryu and Azaina.

49 minutes and Keilen hanging outside the car with the stereo up and reading a manga that he stash in the back for times like this, soon Ryu and the others walked up with a shopping cart between them loaded with food and various other things.
"Hey Shessy wait long" Seiyoukai asked
"I'll take a half pass a hair" Keilen shrugged closing his manga
"What?" Ryu question
"Huh what?" Keilen replied looking dumbfounded at his friend
"Nevermind" Ryu sighed "And on the tidbit your ******** retarded when your angry"
"Oh yeah how so?" Keilen question
"Everything you said back there made no ******** sense" Ryu added
"Not to mention no lick of sense what so ever, AND the squeaking of your voice didn't make it any better" Seiyoukai added
"I'm about to drive off now" Keilen grumble.

After that the group really didn't do that much for the rest of the weekend expect watch anime and act a fool expect for Keilen he wasn't acting. Before you know it, it was Monday (gag)

I hope you enjoy reading the Chapter 2 of Otaku teachers I try to have Ch. 3 up real soon I have some other fics that I might put up sooner or later but right now it going to be about the OTAKU TEACHERS!!!! anything can happen in this story, cuz it's a random story and I'M A RANDOM GUY