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This story starts off pretty shaking and just for the public there alot of swearing please be in mind with that, So don't say I didn't warn you about that, I don't own any of the anime that real or DOA -I do own the game, but not the company- or transformers anything else I missed I'm DON'T OWN...I'm very paranoid if you didn't notice it already enjoy







Chapter 1: Introduction

Demonic High school anyway yeah.

One of the many demonic high school bus are picking up the little Satan spawns I mean kids while that all good and all but there one problem….one not a student he's a teacher.
“Uhh who are you?” student a student with the number 1 on his head, the guy was sitting in one of the front seats a kid behind him was asking this question his red hair giving him werid stares from the students.
“Curse you author giving me Japanese features in a normal school” He mumble then sighed and looked at the kid waiting for an answer
“Ryu Englishmushin…..I’m a teacher” He sighed, he has semi-long red hair that has a mind of it own dark red eyes, and mixed looking skin tone.
“WHA?!” The whole bus yelled out in union making Ryu do the ranma signs with his hands and bug-eyed even the bus driver was in it.
“Hey why are you shocked I told you that before I got on the bus” Ryu spat pointing at the bus driver
“I’m with the 'in' crowd so up yours” The bus driver replied
“What?, I bet you don’t even know what that means?” Ryu snapped
“Hey Mr. what you teach” Student number 1 asked
“I TEACH LEAVE ME ALONE YOU p***k….arugh and what up with the number on your forehead?” Ryu snapped
“You must be poor to be riding with the students to school” student 1 replied
Ryu face-faulted
“It’s not like that” Ryu replied
“I bet”
“I hate you”

Well on to school now (hehe)

In one of the many classrooms one teacher is already making himself known with his weird ways

“Hello cretins I’m your science teacher MR. KEILEN SOCKOMOTO!” The long silver-haired male at the front of the classrooms did a seizure like dance. “I really could care less about you guys’ names so yeah” Keilen smirked. Keilen has extreme long silver hair which barely touches the ground, Green eyes, and a slight dark skin tone.
“Uh that’s nice and everything, but what sup with these bricks on everyone desks?” A female girl number two asked
“I’m glad you asked that” Keilen pointed at the girl then his grin faded “What sup with the number on your forehead?”
“Well that’s-“
“DON’T CARE ANYMORE; anyway the brick on each of your desks is in fact a brick I want you cretins to write your full name on then you can decorate it however you like”
“What are you serious?”
“Yes I’m serious you f*****t I want you all to do this now please cretins” Keilen smirked throwing on some headphones and kicking back behind his desk reading a manga.
“What a teacher” one replied the others just nodded.
“Get used to it” Keilen replied then went back to his manga.

Well that was inserting now on to some more…

On to the next classroom

“Hello class my name is Mr. Emilio Garfield and I can see that all of you love this subject since, you…all have numbers on your heads” Emilio has short golden hair, light blue eyes and is very pale looking skin.
“Well we didn’t ask for these numbers” A girl that had number 49 on her head replied
“Well,” Emilio stated “That aside I’m going to-“
“Go over you lesson plans with us right Mr. Garfield?” One asked this was another girl
Emilio looked at her for a moment
“What are you some kind of smart a**?” He asked
“Well yeah we all are” She replied everyone nodded
Emilio sweat-dropped
“Oh really” Emilio smiled “I’ll fix that”
“What?”
“Nothing…anyway your right FOR NOW I’m about to go over the rules and how I do things”
“That sound like a bunch of gay pile into one bag” Keilen voice came from the back of the class which everyone turn to see him in the back scribbling on the dry ease board Mr. Sockomoto rules and such
“Ahem Mr. Sockomoto can I help you?” Emilio asked
“Nope I’m fine” Keilen replied going back to doodling on the board
“Uh can’t you do that in your own classroom?” Emilio asked
“No way and waste my markers”
“So you came over here to waste mines”
“That’s the idea”
“You’re a moron”
“Looks who talking with a bunch of eggheads your in trouble”
“Shut up and get out!!”
Keilen finished up on his latest drawing which was a box of KIX’S terrorizing a city with dead bodies all in its milk and such
“Alright I’m out”
“How are you over here in the first place, what is your class doing?” Emilio asked
“Decorating there bricks why?” he looked all claim saying that too
“Uh why?”
“Jeez you want me to go; now you’re striking up a conversation with me?”
“Alright, GO”
“Later Emilio” Then looks at the kids “Cretins” then walks out
“Who was that?” The girl with the 49 on her head asked
“YOUR SMART FIGURE IT OUT DAMMIT” He spat “Anyway here goes”
BORING PART MOVING ON….

“Wuz up girls it is I THE SEXY MR. SETSUNA NIGHTLIGHT AND I WILL BE YOU TEACHER IN BUILDING CONSTRUCTION!!” The semi long black haired male bellowed on top of his desk his his blue eyes gleaming
“But sir….there nothing but guys in this class” A guy with the number 54 on his head replied
“Please don’t ruin my dream just yet” Setsuna replied
“Oh okay”
Setsuna looked down from his desk to see that in fact there were no girls in his class
“I have homework for you guys”
The whole class moaned
“What but this is the first day” one whined
“Shut up” Setsuna replied “I want you all to go get a sex change”
Silence………….
“What?”
“Do whatever it takes to get rid of your manhood”
“NO WAY!!” They all yelled out
“Okay at least bring your girlfriends down here or something” Setsuna squatted on top of his desk
Silence………………………………………..again
Setsuna looked around, then in the background those sadness lines fell in the back
“I guess from the background….that none of you have girlfriends” Setsuna asked
None looked up
“Well I WILL TEACH YOU ALL I KNOW ABOUT WOMEN!!” Setsuna stated
The guys looked up at him
“Teach, you mean it” One asked
“I will passed down my useful knowledge to you my pupils” Setsuna smirked “With my help your going to be fending off chicks with a stick” Then he saw one guy that was massive and had bullet holes all over his chest since he wasn’t wearing a shirt just a jacket and looked mean as hell
“And some with a bat filled with nails and wrapped with bare wire” Setsuna sweat-dropped
“Alright Mr. Nightlight you’re the coolest” All of them cheered
Now on to the next one…..weirdoes

The next class was just full of students…..to bad there teacher did show up yet
Silence……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………......................................more silence, wait someone cough now there more silence
“Uh where our teacher?” A student asked
Yeah no one pay the comment a mind at all
Silence once again…………………………………………………..more silence…….you would think these kids would be talking up a storm and doing crazy things, but no just silence……………………………………………..this is getting boring we’ll come back just to let you people know this is Mr. Ryu Englishmushin class speaking of which

“I thought Demonic High school was around here?” The bus driver thought out loud
“You mean you don’t know where you’re going?” Ryu asked
“Hey it’s my first day buzz off”
“Up yours you p***k I was just asking a question” Ryu spat
“You don’t know where it is either” The student once again asked Ryu
“No I don’t know where it is that’s why I rode the bus” Ryu snarled at the boy who slowly sat back in his seat
“Man I’m lost”
“Could of fool me”
"There alot of that same looking gas station around here"
“Figures…..now I KNOW I WON’T GET THERE….not today anyway let me off” Ryu stated
“Sure if you want” He stop the bus at a 4-way street, he open the doors and Ryu jump off
“Good luck finding the school on foot”
“I could take my time and still get there before you” Ryu replied, the bus just closed up and drove off running a red light in the process
“I should just go home” Ryu sighed he walks right into the Demonic High school courtyard.
“Huh……..dammit now I got to go in” Ryu sighed going into the building “Or I can-“ Ryu turn around sneaking back out
“Mr. Englishmushin” A voice stops him in his tracks
“Crud watch: when I turn around your going to be the principle I just know it” Ryu replied then he turn around to see a sexy a** short jet-black haired women standing there with round dark red shades covering hazel colored eyes, her skin slightly tanned and was very tall compared to him.
“You would be correct I am the principle Ms. Seiyoukai Sockomoto”
Right when she finished her name Ryu did a weird seizure like dance when she said her last name, she looked at him strangely
“Uh, no idea why I did that” Ryu sweat-dropped “Hello…..”
“Get to your class Mr. Englishmushin you’re already late and I don’t like lateness especially in teachers” Seiyoukai stated
“That’s cool….I’m outtie” Ryu smiled dashing off through the halls
The silence class, well it isn’t silence anymore as Ryu comes crashing through the door landing right on his desk
“Ack!!” Ryu yells out then falls over the side, but jumps up with a speedy recovered.
“Yo!! Class I’m your teacher for Art and my name is Mr. Ryu Englishmushin” Ryu paused “You kids still there right?”
Silence………………..
“Yeah were still here” A student spoke up
“Man, I can already tell you kids are going to be boring” Ryu stated looking at the group
“Hey Mr. Englishmushin” A girl raised her hand
“Yes…uh” Ryu notice the number on her forehead “38 what is your question”
“Why you come into the classroom like that?”
“IT’S MY CLASSROOM AND IF I WANT TO BUST THROUGH MY DOOR ALL ACTION PACK AND s**t MOTHER OF ******** I’M GONNA”
“…oh Kay”
“Well are there anymore dumbass questions before I begin?” Ryu asked, the whole class was silence
“Ya’ll don’t talk much do you?” Ryu asked
“………………Silence” One kid said Ryu looked at him all boring like
“F”
“What!? I didn’t do anything!” the kid whined
“Whatever let’s get started with this boring semester” Ryu stated “Let’s see how bad you guys drawings skills are draw something and turn it in to me”
“What should we draw?”
“Don’t cares surprise me”
The whole class got out there various drawing supplies and started to draw……….While the teacher went back to his desk and hooked up his Xbox 360 to the t.v in the corner and started to play his game………………………the students all sweat-dropped.
“Yo Ryu you’re here bout time” A guy busted in with long silver hair
“S’up dude” Ryu greeted. Keilen looked at all Ryu students
“Cretins” Keilen blurted out
“Your right there are cretins” Ryu agreed.
“Man this school is going to make depress before the 2nd day happens” one student whispered.
“NO TALKING!” Ryu yelled
“Sorry….”
“Anywho I heard that you came in late today what’s the deal?” Keilen asked
“My car turn into a transformer and ran down the street screaming I’m OPTUMIS b***h and sliding under street lights”
……………………………………………………………………………………Silence…..
“Did you use that excuse?” Keilen asked
“It’s bulletproof” Ryu answered
“….UH yeah any-who just to let you know- I’m sorry I can’t believe that your car turned into a transformer and was screaming I’M OPTUMIS b***h”
“Why not?”
“Cuz if it was your car it would been screaming I’m MEGATRON TWOTS!!” Keilen replied.
“Uh Mr. Englishmushin” One kid chimed in he was standing in front of Ryu desk where Keilen was sitting on the edge of it
“Yo” Ryu replied
“Here my drawing” The kid replied passing him his paper, Ryu took one long at it
“YEAH THIS IS GAY!!” Ryu yelled writing a giant ‘F’ on his paper and giving it back
“AW MAN” The kid whines going back to his seat and getting all depress and s**t
“You didn’t even look at it” Keilen replied.
“I sense it was gay from the back of the paper alright” Ryu replied “What’s going on with you what your class doing?”
“Decorating there bricks” Keilen replied “Which knowing my class would take several days before they actually finished with them.”
“My god there slow”
“No joke but less work for me so I’m not complaining” Keilen smirked
“Luckily for you” Ryu face-faulted.
"Yeah well I am the favorite teacher out of all of us" Keilen smirked.
"Since when?" Ryu asked wide-eyed
"Since now I just told you remember?" Keilen replied.
.................
"Once agian you make me wonder how you become a teacher" Ryu sighed
"Whatever let's play DOA" Keilen grinned, Ryu grinned as well
"Your going to be crying back to your retarded filled classroom when I'm done mopping the floor with you"
"PLEEZ, stop yapping and bring it" Keilen replied. The two started to play DOA completely forgetting they were at work at the moment, when a student would come up to the desk with a drawing without taking his eyes off of the game just straight up threw it in the trash can beside his desk....and the student would get depressed and seat back down without saying a word (There is something really wrong with these kids)

I don't know maybe some time passed and then don't know how much time and frankly I don't care righ now..... moving on

"Alright class that all I feel like teaching so just hang out until first period is over whenever that is" Ryu stated looking over the class, Keilen was already gone back to his class since some jaintor was throwing them out with the trash since they were all so quiet don't ask me why or how it became that way, that was the story. So Keilen was sent to fish out his class out of the dumpsters since they were too stupid to find the way out and Keilen was too stupid to find the dumpsters.


"It all equals out" Keilen laughs, his class just looked at him funny.
"Mr. Sockomoto" One student raised her hand, but not after Keilen did a strange seizer looking dance before repling
"What is it f*****t" Keilen replied
"Hey I'm the f*****t not her!!" Another student yelled out
"Your all faggots in my eyes" Keilen pointed out, another boy raised his hand
"What do you call the people that are already faggots"
"Failing my course" Keilen blurted out, the whole calss sweat-dropped espically the guy who just asked that last question
"Okay how 'bout I tell you nit-wits about the bricks you all decroated today?" Keilen stated taking everyone bricks and putting them in a stack on his desk
"Here a demostration: YOU!" Keilen points out student number 949 "Put your head on the desk and pretend that your sleeping"
"But I'm not sleepy"
"Dammit I said pretend cretin" Keilen replied
"Okay"
"Now as you can see number 949 is sleeping"
"No I'm not"
"Dammit cretin shut it" Keilen snarled "Okay he sleeping and I'm teaching to me that's not paying attention so I come over to this pile of lovely bricks...find his name which is PFF figures number 949 and do this" Keilen threw the brick and it slam right into 949 skull knocking him out of his chair and sprawled out on the floor.
"Now he really is sleeping" Keilen pointed out as blood squrted from 949 wound.
"Ain't that a little extreme for just sleeping" One student asked
"Not in here, that was just a warning" Keilen added
"Oh...." the class sweat-dropped
"As long as you follow my rules and pay attention I won't have to used these wonderous bricks or your skull or any other body part I feel like inflicting pain on" Keilen smiled.

With that note the lunch bell rang and everyone scattered

In the teacher lounge
Keilen, Ryu, Setsuna, and Emilio were hanging out eating there lunches
Keilen some ramen noodles
Ryu box lunch in a Japanese format
Setsuna eating a mixed of food that I can't tell what is what
Emilio some egg rolls

"So Setsuna you give your class the 101 on picking up girls..even though you don't have one yourself" Keilen spoke up slurping his noodles beforehand
"If you must put it like that I did" Setsuna face-faulted
"Poor kids" Ryu spoke up
"Hey like you two have ones to be talking you guys are no better" Setsuna defended

Keilen and Ryu just looked at each other then back at Setsuna
"So?" The two replied together, Setsuna just sighed
"Do anybody else see any other teachers in here expect us?" Emilio spoke up
"Why does it matter you want some other strange idiots talking to you for no freaking reason while your trying to eat" Keilen grumble as he took a sip of his Coke
"Like you doing to us right now" Ryu shot in
Keilen sat his Coke on the coffee table in front of them
"Exactly what I'm doing right now" Keilen paused for a moment "Yeah your a jackass" Keilen hissed going back to his noodles

Everyone laughed to that, that's when someone walk up to the group
"Well hello" The guy greeted
"AND SO IT BEGINS" Keilen loudfully sighed
"Hey" Everyone else said all boring like
"I'm a fellow teacher in this school, well that's a gimme since I'm here talking to you in the teacher lounge hahahaha funny" He smiled
"No way I never would of guess-go shoot yourself" Keilen repleid
"Wonderful my name is Mr. Lutia nice to meet all of you"
"Likewise I guess" Emilio added "I'm Mr. Garifield over there with the red hair"
"Like ******** up catsup" Keilen added
"Is Ryu" Emilio contiune "The one eating unknown food is Setsuna"
"Gotta be good since I'm still eating it" Setsuna shurgged
"And the silver-haired loundmouth is Mr. Sockomoto"
"Who has the most SWEETIEST name in this fic" Keilen smirked
"Mr. Sockomoto does that mean your related to Mrs. Sockomoto the principle here?" Mr. Lutia asked
"Not only do I know her, I'm hitting that" Keilen slurp his noodles
"I don't follow what are you talking about?" Lutia question, everyone looked at him strangely
"You got to be kidding me?, you don't know about doing the vertical funkie chicken?" Keilen asked
"Is that some kind of dance?" Lutia asked

Everyone just stared at him for a moment again
"Well I'm done with him" Ryu spoke up leaving
"Ditto wait up for me dude" Lutia added leaving as well
"You may as well find some other teachers to hang out around cause that the requirement to hang out with us so Yeah bye" Setsuna stated as he left
"IT'S THE ONLY REQUIREMENT" Keilen yelled back.
Emilio just stood up and left without saying anything to Lutia
"I'm all alone again" Lutia
"WHO THE ******** CARES YOU SKANK!" Keilen yelled back from where I don't know

Yeah After school

Ryu walks into Keilen classroom to see him putting all the bricks into the side closet behind his desk.
"Yo Keilen" Ryu greeted
"Sup dude what'cha need?" Keilen asked locking up the closet and such
"I need a ride home can you give me a lift?" Ryu asked
"Hell no you kick my a** in DOA YOU ********"
"Holy bobanic apple jacks you remember that"
"Hell yes! and just because your my bud I'll do it, but your riding with me and Seiyoukai" Keilen replied
"Great I wanted to see her agian after that little talk we had this morning" Ryu sweat-dropped
"You serious?"
"Hell no! I was ******** dodging her all day" Ryu spat
"You ready to go Shessy?" Seiyoukai voice drifted from the doorway behind Ryu....
"Wait your couple name for Keilen is Shessy?" Ryu question
"Yeah you have a problem with it?" Seiyoukai replied
"It doesn't even come close what his real name is doesn't even start with the same letter which is a 'K'"
"Speak up I can't hear you what you say" Seiyoukai question again
"Don't do it dude don't do it" Keilen warned
"Uhhh.....I mean I was hoping you would let me get a ride with you oh you goddess of goddess and nice stuff" Ryu squeaked
"That's what I thought I heared" Seiyoukai replied "I don't mind but it really up to Shessy since he's the one driving" Seiyoukai added
"Thanks" Ryu replied.
"I meet you two at the car" Seiyoukai said and left the room, Ryu turn to Keilen with a prefiled look on his face
"Why are you married to that I smelled death on her" Ryu added
"I know isn't it hot" Keilen smirked grabbing his things and heading out the door with Ryu in tow behind
"Maybe I should just walk home" Ryu question
"Nah it's cool Seiyoukai is just like that when she at work when she relax and such she really a easygoing babe" Keilen stated
"I like to see that"

The two got to Keilen's H2 Hummer which was painted with every single favorite anime girl Keilen likes plastered all over it
"I can't believe Seiyoukai let you get this paint job" Ryu repled looking over the girls
"If she didn't like anime I wouldn't be married to her now would I?" Keilen question unlocking the doors
"It's hard to believe Seiyoukai is like me and you full fledge Otaku's" Ryu added
"Isn't it sweet" Keilen smirked, Ryu was in the back as Seiyoukai got into the passager seat.
"We have to stop by the bookstore the final volume of 'Devil's Tears' come out today" Seiyoukai pointed out
"Holy crap your right not to mention 'Demon Cake'" Keilen replied
"You two lucky I waiting for the 4th copy of 'Kunai and Samurai swords'" Ryu spoke up
"Really! I have a extra copy you want it" Seiyoukai replied happliy
"Hell yeah that would be sweet!" Ryu sung

The three just talked about Manga and Anime while Kalen drove to the bookstore, When they got there everyone piled out
"I hope you don't have to be somewhere at home dude" Keilen said looking over at Ryu
"Pfff like what, and beside it's manga so that comes before anything else anyway"
"HELL YEAH!" Seiyoukai yelled in the parking lot, she was about to take off her shirt, but Keilen stop here
"Babe not here" Keilen sweat-dropped
"Oh, got carry away" Seiyoukai blushed
"AW MAN WHY YOU STOP HER!" Ryu yelled, Keilen and Seiyoukai just turn to him all slow like.
"Uhh.....manga manga manga manga manga manga manga manga manga manga manga manga manga" Ryu chirped as he passed by the two and headed into the bookstore.

Once Keilen and Seiyoukai got over that little scence the two met up with Ryu in the Manga section of the bookstore.
"Rightoues I got the last one of 'Devil's Tears'" Seiyoukai cheered.
"And I got 'Demon Cake' along with some others I was meaning to get last time" Keilen replied puttin down his pile to let Seiyoukai scheme through them.
"Oh 'Otaku Ramen' is one of the ones I was thinking about starting up" Seiyoukai stated looking through it
"Hey you two, have one of you read 'Kantana Mania' or heard about it, it sounds good to me but I don't know" Ryu spoke up
" I heard some good reviews on it" Keilen added
"Yeah and not only that I thought it was pretty intresting from the preview on the web" Seiyoukai added
"That's good enough for me" Ryu replied
"No doubt if I can find 'Chibi Neko-girls Society' I be in business" Keilen mumble scanned the shelfs once again
"Oh that's a goodie let me read that if you find it okay" Ryu replied from the other self
"Will do" Keilen replied.

The three spent 4 hours and not in one bookstores they went to 3 and bought alot
"Now for some Anime" Keilen smirked
"You have a point, you read my mind Shessy" Seiyoukai smirked
"Sorry Ryu doesn't look like you going to be going home anytime soon" Keilen replied
"******** THAT I'm down with this let's hit it!" Ryu cheered
"Right on Ryu!"
"Right on Seiyoukai!"
"GOO KEILEN!"
"YEAH!" Keilen smirked as he roar off down the road

They hit this store called Anime-topia which sell nothing but anime and mechindase from Anime -Wish that store was close-by-

Keilen, Ryu, and Seiyoukai went and browse
"So if you had to pick one anime you must have what would it be Shessy?" Seiyoukai asked looking over at her Silver-haired husband
"No brainer 'No fat chicks' I been waiting for awhile for that"
"Weird title but it makes sense that you want something called that" Ryu added
"What about you?" Keilen replied
"It's between 'NinjaBlade' and 'Welcome to the NBA'
"NBA?"
"Not the sports one your thinking about Keilen" Ryu stated
"Oh"
The three looked around the place getting anime and shirts and accessories from various anime.
"Ah man, to find the repllica of Oyk's sword from 'Deep Samurai' was pure ******** luck" Ryu smiled looking at the handy work of the sword
"I know what you mean two poster sets of Umi and Qumi from 'Ghost Society'" Keilen smirked
"Where are we going to put them up in the house?" Seiyoukai asked
"I was thinking by the place in the hallway...I don't know about the other one though" Keilen stated
"Hey Seiyoukai what you get?" Ryu asked peering into her bag in her hands
"I bought two shirts from 'Layway Home' and the wrist band from Uraka from 'CLFL' plus along some various Anime'" Seiyoukai replied
"Not a bad haul for all of us" Keilen replied
"I agree with that" Ryu added
"I second that motion" Seiyoukai added

Around 8:23 Ryu was dropped off at his home
"Thanks for the trip" Ryu said taking his stuff from the back
"Don't read or watch all that in one sitting" Keilen smirked
"Don't worry I won't" Ryu replied
"Yeah I want you to be on time tomorrow" Seiyoukai added
".......No doubt I will be" Ryu replied
"I'm keeping you to that" Seiyoukai said
"Oh crap" Ryu sweat-dropped
"Later dayz" Keilen smirked
"Later"
"Bye"

And that's the end of Chapter 1 tell me what you think all comments are welcome, questions too I know sometimes my handwriting is a bit crappy and confusing, so speak your mind. Oh and if any of that anime is real then I don't own those either. <span id="test22858162">. . .</span><br/><div id="post22858162" style="display:none; margin-right:75px;"></div>