Alright, I'm just gong to post some interesting quotes from posts, and signatures. 3nodding An intermission from the regular stuff in here, whatever it is. (Hence the title)
Recently I've taken to reading satire posts. For one thing, satire can be extremely humorous. For another, it's often even more funny how many people take them seriously.
This next one was not directed at me, but it's funny as anything. xd
Meghan Mitsumi
You only want to subjugate women beneath the weight of your barbed phallus!
Zazi
*Okay- Zazi takes that back. In the case that a man sits on the bonnet of the car firing a shotgun into the air to warn fellow motorists of a female driver while the car steadily travels at no more than five miles per hour, it is acceptable
Reiken no Tenshi
*Blink, blink* Did you just refer to yourself in the third person?
Alexandrina
Yes he did, he always does. Sometimes he even does it while talking to your face...strange no?
Trista_Lox
Just remember, it doesn't matter whether you're a good person or not, as long as you believe in the same god as I do.
Trista_Lox
Yes, that's right. Get them all into a building and set it on fire. Claim that there are free smudge sticks inside.
Gadita
Human beings are only one of few a species that actually have sex for pleasure.
Other creatures can be affectionate towards each other without having to have sex.
Other creatures can be affectionate towards each other without having to have sex.
(Sig Quote)
Kyronix-Sig
Have you ever killed a deer with your bare teeth after stalking it for three days in the wild? After shooting yourself in the stomach to make it a fair fight? Now that's pain. And manly as hell.
And, last but not least...
SammyBammy
Sorry,could you put that in terms I can understand,I'm a woman.
luminousshadow11
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Satire. Say it with me, S-A-T-I-R-E. Then, say, in a dramatic tone, "Here comes Suzie, going five miles per hour towards the finish line! Mark's holding off all the other racers with his roof mounted machine gun!"
EDIT: Oh, right. I forgot, you've got to say that all without grinning or bursting into laughter.
EDIT: Oh, right. I forgot, you've got to say that all without grinning or bursting into laughter.
Try highlighting it, and the path will open up before you. ninja
Shhh... it's too obvious. Some people wouldn't know satire if it bit them on the ankle. xd
From previous conversation in another thread, people cannot see text in the form of huge red text, so you might consider that option. xd
Kind of like this!! (You don't see it though)
EDIT: New one! Sort of. This is actually from a few pages ago in Zazi's thread, but I forgot to post it. A note to anyone who's seen me there: I'm not a male supremist. I just love to show why all the women going, "Wer wud u b witout women???/??/?one?" are making really bad arguments. I can't stand when people make bad arguments... ^_^
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BrokenGlassBottle
You're very sexist and it's annoying. Women have been dressing up as men to do many things for so long [study the rev. war] It is not that women can't surive without men, it men won't let them.
ok no offence but know ur being an a** crack(wise a**)
dont take it as a compliment
