Yeah, new layout, new design.
Kinda makes you wanna dance to sound of a pregnant cow...or turkey. Yeah, turkey sounds so good. I've always wonder why people say, "so and so sounds so good right now" whenever they're hungry. Whenever they say that, it gives me an image of talking food. Like people are gonna have an orgasm every time they see a cow's tongue or something.
"Hey Henry!"
"Hey Judy!"
"What's that?"
"Chicken!"
"ZOMG ORGASM!!!"
That'll be the day. People walking around with food, making others horney by the sight of them. I wonder if you actually can get horney over food. People would jack off in resteraunts and shoe stores.
And you know how people say a diamond is a girls best friend? Is it because it's whiter than your average man? Is it because it can fill her head to toe with pleasure?
Yeah, probably.
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