Ok, WTF?
Today I watching stuff about amusement parks right? Well, they were talking about one park that was really cool and beat all the other ones in like, creative names and such. Ok yeah, creative names are fun. Buat are they FUN or CREATIVE when they come from ANOTHER COUNTRY?!
As the title states, the name of the park was Schlitterbahn. Now, I'm not German or anything, so I don't know if that's spelled correctly, but whatever. Ok, so HOW do I know that's from a German decent? Well if you look at the name, BAHN seems familiar *hinthintautobahnhinthint* The Autobahn has the word in it. WHERE is the Autobahn? IN GERMANY. Therefore, the name, which I doubt really is a word, was from Germany. Not from anything spacific, but you get the idea.
What really confuzes me though, is the fact that the park is from here. It's in Texas. In the USA. If this country is precieved and GREAT, SUPERIOR, or even SPECIAL, WHY in the Hell do they use words that aren't in INGLEESH?! If you want to be SPECIAL, here's a tip: USE YOUR OWN DAMN LANGUAGE. I don't want to have to go to like, San Fransisco, and go to restaraunt with a name like Heiminschlimmer or Le Peperoni. If we're so GREAT, why do we use things from other countries? Like names for instance? I mean, going to a place named Heiminschlimmer would actually be cool and stuff, but not when it's here. Otherwise, it's just a poser place that thinks their underpaid teens can be authentic like their so called food.
What I'm trying to say is, the USA isn't creative anymore than it was when it didn't exist. What did we make? What's the one thing WE make that's used EVERYWHERE?
Can anyone say, ATOMIC BOMBS?
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OK so Einstein created the Atomic Bomb...and he was a German Jew...But COME ON. That just proves my point. The US tends to take credit for things they didn't do. All they actually WANT to do is blow up things and prove to the other countries, especially the super cool smexy Germany, that they can be better at everything. If Germany makes the super uber cute delicious Beetle, then the US will try and make something better. I guess it's just envy.
Yes, I love the Beetle, and NOT just because it's from Germany. It just seems like the most distinguishable car out there, wouldn't you agree? I mean, it's not everyday you see cars shaped like cute toys and stuff.
Hey, you know...The Hummer is square...the Beetle is circular...Does that mean that they'll come up with other shaped cars too? Like, you could be driving down the road, or the Autobahn, and like, all of a sudden you'll see a cone shaped car. Or an octegonal shaped car...or a car that looks like a guys face. Cars are like cookie cutters. They'll come in a variety pack if we want them to.
Ok, I'm just ranting now, sorry. I'll let you be on your way.
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But I still think the Beetle is the God of all Cars. *sizzle*
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